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Realistic Blue Shell statue is ready for Christmas photo

Remember that realistic Piranha Plant statue? Of course you do, you're still having nightmares of the thing chasing you down the street. It turns out that that statue was part one in a series of more realistic looking Nintendo themed statues, and now the second one is here. Artist Kalapusa has dug into the Mario Kart bag and pulled out a realistic Blue Shell. This one, he says, is meant to be used as a Christmas tree/car ornament so it's a bit smaller, but cool none the less.

There's only one, but you can own that one as the ornament is on sale at eBay. This would make a great gift for gamers this Christmas or possibly a fantastic threat to someone who you've always perceived as in front of you in life. It would be like saying, "Hey, you're in first now, but I've just bought a Blue Shell/gun, so watch yourself." In fact giving this as a gift is practically tantamount to chopping off a horses head and putting it in a person's bed.

Next up for Kalapusa in his videogame statue series is a realistic Baby Metroid in formaldehyde -- awesome.








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draycott's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/05/2009 09:28
draycott
Heh, that's pretty cool.
Zcdrike's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/05/2009 09:40
Zcdrike
OH SWEET JESUS *DUCKS FOR COVER!*
Banana Kid's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/05/2009 10:18
Banana Kid
FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU BLUE SHELL

NOW I'M GONNA LOSE THE RACE
Maxxthepenguin's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/05/2009 10:29
Maxxthepenguin
DUCKING WILL NOT HELP AGAINST THE FURY OF THE BLUE SHELL
Strandli's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/05/2009 10:38
Strandli
Blue shell coming? You better hope 2nd place is right behind you, and hope he drives past you while you hit the emergency brake :p Always fun.
KingSigy's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/05/2009 11:11
KingSigy
Doesn't the Blue Shell lock onto the person in first place at the time of being thrown, regardless if they brake into second?
Lakai's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/05/2009 13:30
Lakai
I loved using the Blue Shell.
wanderingpixel's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/05/2009 15:22
wanderingpixel
CHEAPMUTHERFUCKER!!!

Sorry, flashbacks.
Artemus's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/05/2009 18:27
Artemus
My god, that is super sick! On ebay... Must resist the urge to bid. Must not bid on this! The damn thing is already up to $41!
Kalapusa! Please make more and sell them on etsy for an affordable price, please.
Artemus's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2009 14:59
Artemus
Checked out the bid history for this item... Wonder if this is anyone from DTOID? Damn, I really would love to own this amazing blue shell, just can't justify spending fifty bucks on it. :/

l***d( 7 )
US $41.00
Dec-05-09 09:48:46 PST

h***n( 8 )
US $40.00
Dec-05-09 08:03:26 PST
Zero_armada's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/07/2009 20:03
Zero_armada
I see one of these things when I'm in the lead, I just slow down until someone gets near me.
"If I go down, I'm TAKING YOU WITH ME!"
q-pa's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/08/2009 12:15
q-pa
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

GET IT AWAY!! GET IT AWAY!!
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