ThinkGeek, the fine merchant of fairly affordable Internet treasures, is preparing a new item which will be of interest to Portal 2 fans. It's a portrait of Aperture Science's Cave Johnson that spouts off thirteen quotes from the game. For real.
Before you ask, yep, the passionate "lemon" diatribe is among the recordings, and if you eventually need a break from the verbal abuse, the sound can be disabled. These things are estimated to be available on December 17 at a price of $39.99 a piece.
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This is awesome, but I don't see any real point in buying one. The novelty would wear off fast. I mean, does anyone actually use those fish that talk when you walk by? They're annoying as piss.
@Gaidenrider- the 'lemons' quote was excellent, in context. But having something that repeats it for you uncontrollably is a very, very bad thing.
If they were just selling non-speaking, full size portraits it would be cool. This is not cool. I think this is a case of ThinkGeek confusing 'geek' with 'annoying dork'.
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If they were just selling non-speaking, full size portraits it would be cool. This is not cool. I think this is a case of ThinkGeek confusing 'geek' with 'annoying dork'.