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Real-life, speaking Cave Johnson portraits from ThinkGeek


10:30 PM on 11.08.2011



ThinkGeek, the fine merchant of fairly affordable Internet treasures, is preparing a new item which will be of interest to Portal 2 fans. It's a portrait of Aperture Science's Cave Johnson that spouts off thirteen quotes from the game. For real.

Before you ask, yep, the passionate "lemon" diatribe is among the recordings, and if you eventually need a break from the verbal abuse, the sound can be disabled. These things are estimated to be available on December 17 at a price of $39.99 a piece.

Take my money.

Oh My @#$% ThinkGeek's Making a Talking Cave Johnson Portrait [Topless Robot]






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