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Gears of War 2 is an excellent game, but it is also little more than testosterone-soaked gun porn. It should come as little surprise then, that the ultimate firearm fetishists have taken to producing a real life version of Gears of War's sexiest weapon -- the Lancer.

Just in case you didn't know, the Lancer is an assault rifle with a chainsaw bayonet attached. It is at once the most awesome and most ridiculous concept on Earth, and now there is a real-life version of the bloody thing. 

The weapon's creators seem to not be taking Gears 2 as the inspiration -- instead claiming this to be a "Firearm Mounted Anti Zombie Device." The resemblance, however, is certainly uncanny and worth a look. Just take a peek at the above video to see this thing in action.

If I were a zombie, I'd certainly be sh*tting myself.


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godkow's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2008 21:00
godkow
Man, my Christmas list is going to be packed this year.
pendelton21's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2008 21:03
pendelton21
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!! NO NO NO NO NO!!!
xe-cute's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2008 21:05
xe-cute
Does not suprise me.

Rednecks are crazy and stupid....

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=a8fhbJilcfI
Sam Spectre's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2008 21:06
Sam Spectre
Some sick bitch is cackling. She probably cant wait to saw some people in half.
Exquisitor's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2008 21:07
Exquisitor
I'm ashamed to be an American.
F Whipple's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2008 21:11
F Whipple
We laugh now...but when the zombies come who will be laughing then?
Y0j1mb0's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2008 21:16
Y0j1mb0
I'm speechless.
scottoid's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2008 21:17
scottoid
wow. i want one.
007's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2008 21:23
007
He could really hurt somebody with that...
CelicaCrazed's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2008 21:32
CelicaCrazed
I thought he was going to take off his own leg!!
REMiXXX's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2008 21:32
REMiXXX
Holy crap.

Do want.
Gamer Named Tim's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2008 21:36
Gamer Named Tim
Meh, the Gears version sounds way better. This one is almost... too quiet.
Xhumation's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2008 21:44
Xhumation
This is caught somewhere between sad and awesome.

Still this guy is really for the upcoming zombie apocalypse that's happening on the 12th is our experiments...oh..I think I've said too much.

Good bye.
mikeyed's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2008 21:44
mikeyed
That looks like something good for any kind of apocalypse, zombie or otherwise.
Resonance's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2008 22:06
Resonance
"The resemblance, however, is certainly uncanny and worth a look."

Maybe cos GoW2 just grabbed a nice rifle (ar-15, I think, with quad picatinny's and a nice scope) stuck a chainsaw on it and claimed it as an original assault rifle?
Alocide's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2008 22:14
Alocide
That is absolutely terrifying.


(And Max Brooks would disagree with using a firearm or gas powered anything during the Apocalypse. Too much left to chance in terms of ammo, fuel, and jamming)
Ha-Puken's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2008 22:21
Ha-Puken
An AR-15 with an electric chainsaw attached to it? I'm pretty sure that I could do better...
Ha-Puken's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2008 22:21
Ha-Puken
An AR-15 with an electric chainsaw attached to it? I'm pretty sure that I could do better...
welkstar's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2008 22:23
welkstar
Is it wrong that I was expecting him to lop off his foot?
MissHinasaki's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2008 22:34
MissHinasaki
It's about fucking time.
Coldbrand's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2008 22:42
Coldbrand
That's cool and all but, how about a motherfucking chainsword?
Bennyishere's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2008 22:53
Bennyishere
Graphics are too bright.
MechaMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2008 22:57
MechaMonkey
How about someone who isn't as likely to cut off their own limbs demonstrate next time?
brainderailment's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/01/2008 23:08
brainderailment
^ Exactly what I came to say. He stumbles back toward the camera revving the damn thing and it looks like he could lose his footing at any second. He's highly likely to saw open his gut.
IzekialRage's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/02/2008 00:12
IzekialRage
Ahhhhh, American ingenuity! Give this man a government grant to make it better.
Origim's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/02/2008 00:14
Origim
I will only be impressed when its an assault rifle/chainsaw/shotgun combo. Could you imagine the amount of bitching if a developer but that into a game.
ArrestedDeveloper's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/02/2008 01:16
ArrestedDeveloper
I would pay to see a hippie try and take that away from that guy.
CountingConflict's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/02/2008 01:29
CountingConflict
Oh look its Hapuken... nice video man.
BattyAdroit's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/02/2008 01:37
BattyAdroit
Embarrassing video is embarrassing.
UglyDuck's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/02/2008 05:43
UglyDuck
It would take about 12 hours to cut through someone with that. You'd both be standing there, looking at each other as it gradually makes its way through his collarbone, sheepishly trying to avoid eye contact. One of you might pipe up and say "well, this is awkward..."
Mr Wrighty 987's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/02/2008 06:07
Mr Wrighty 987
that was so gay
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