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Gears of War 2 is an excellent game, but it is also little more than testosterone-soaked gun porn. It should come as little surprise then, that the ultimate firearm fetishists have taken to producing a real life version of Gears of War's sexiest weapon -- the Lancer.

Just in case you didn't know, the Lancer is an assault rifle with a chainsaw bayonet attached. It is at once the most awesome and most ridiculous concept on Earth, and now there is a real-life version of the bloody thing. 

The weapon's creators seem to not be taking Gears 2 as the inspiration -- instead claiming this to be a "Firearm Mounted Anti Zombie Device." The resemblance, however, is certainly uncanny and worth a look. Just take a peek at the above video to see this thing in action.

If I were a zombie, I'd certainly be sh*tting myself.


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godkow's Avatar
godkow at 12/01/2008 21:00
Man, my Christmas list is going to be packed this year.
pendelton21's Avatar
pendelton21 at 12/01/2008 21:03
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!! NO NO NO NO NO!!!
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xe-cute at 12/01/2008 21:05
Does not suprise me.

Rednecks are crazy and stupid....

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=a8fhbJilcfI
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Sam Spectre at 12/01/2008 21:06
Some sick bitch is cackling. She probably cant wait to saw some people in half.
Exquisitor's Avatar
Exquisitor at 12/01/2008 21:07
I'm ashamed to be an American.
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F Whipple at 12/01/2008 21:11
We laugh now...but when the zombies come who will be laughing then?
Y0j1mb0's Avatar
Y0j1mb0 at 12/01/2008 21:16
I'm speechless.
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scottoid at 12/01/2008 21:17
wow. i want one.
007's Avatar
007 at 12/01/2008 21:23
He could really hurt somebody with that...
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CelicaCrazed at 12/01/2008 21:32
I thought he was going to take off his own leg!!
REMiXXX's Avatar
REMiXXX at 12/01/2008 21:32
Holy crap.

Do want.
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Gamer Named Tim at 12/01/2008 21:36
Meh, the Gears version sounds way better. This one is almost... too quiet.
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Xhumation at 12/01/2008 21:44
This is caught somewhere between sad and awesome.

Still this guy is really for the upcoming zombie apocalypse that's happening on the 12th is our experiments...oh..I think I've said too much.

Good bye.
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mikeyed at 12/01/2008 21:44
That looks like something good for any kind of apocalypse, zombie or otherwise.
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Resonance at 12/01/2008 22:06
"The resemblance, however, is certainly uncanny and worth a look."

Maybe cos GoW2 just grabbed a nice rifle (ar-15, I think, with quad picatinny's and a nice scope) stuck a chainsaw on it and claimed it as an original assault rifle?
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Alocide at 12/01/2008 22:14
That is absolutely terrifying.


(And Max Brooks would disagree with using a firearm or gas powered anything during the Apocalypse. Too much left to chance in terms of ammo, fuel, and jamming)
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Ha-Puken at 12/01/2008 22:21
An AR-15 with an electric chainsaw attached to it? I'm pretty sure that I could do better...
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Ha-Puken at 12/01/2008 22:21
An AR-15 with an electric chainsaw attached to it? I'm pretty sure that I could do better...
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welkstar at 12/01/2008 22:23
Is it wrong that I was expecting him to lop off his foot?
MissHinasaki's Avatar
MissHinasaki at 12/01/2008 22:34
It's about fucking time.
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Coldbrand at 12/01/2008 22:42
That's cool and all but, how about a motherfucking chainsword?
Bennyishere's Avatar
Bennyishere at 12/01/2008 22:53
Graphics are too bright.
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MechaMonkey at 12/01/2008 22:57
How about someone who isn't as likely to cut off their own limbs demonstrate next time?
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brainderailment at 12/01/2008 23:08
^ Exactly what I came to say. He stumbles back toward the camera revving the damn thing and it looks like he could lose his footing at any second. He's highly likely to saw open his gut.
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IzekialRage at 12/02/2008 00:12
Ahhhhh, American ingenuity! Give this man a government grant to make it better.
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Origim at 12/02/2008 00:14
I will only be impressed when its an assault rifle/chainsaw/shotgun combo. Could you imagine the amount of bitching if a developer but that into a game.
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ArrestedDeveloper at 12/02/2008 01:16
I would pay to see a hippie try and take that away from that guy.
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CountingConflict at 12/02/2008 01:29
Oh look its Hapuken... nice video man.
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BattyAdroit at 12/02/2008 01:37
Embarrassing video is embarrassing.
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UglyDuck at 12/02/2008 05:43
It would take about 12 hours to cut through someone with that. You'd both be standing there, looking at each other as it gradually makes its way through his collarbone, sheepishly trying to avoid eye contact. One of you might pipe up and say "well, this is awkward..."
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Mr Wrighty 987 at 12/02/2008 06:07
that was so gay
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