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8:25 AM on 09.21.2007, Gameboi 23 comments

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What do you get when you mix Donkey Kong and a few guys from Viva La Bam and Jackass? How about a great reenactment video of the game that first started me down the path of blown paychecks and hanging out in front of change machines -- while looking like a crack addict in need of his next fix. 

Disclaimers and better sense aside, this sure looks like a whole lot of fun. They did a great job on the whole thing, and I commend them for staying true to the material. Does Mario reach the princess (while not getting his entrails knocked out of him) and liberate her from the vile grasp of the barrel tossing primate? The suspense is too much!

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MechaMonkey at 09/21/2007 08:39
Sorry Mario, but our Princess is in another gorilla tower. I'm just the cheap slut that follows you around and performs depraved acts in exchange for numerous intoxicants.
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Neonie at 09/21/2007 09:07
Wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong.
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deiga-the-semivaliant at 09/21/2007 09:51
Man, I loled. That was pretty funny.
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Milofo at 09/21/2007 09:55
He went through all that and he still didn't get anything from her. Not even a kiss! I feel so sorry for Mario.
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AngelsDontBurn at 09/21/2007 09:57
Wow, lol.
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SlavedHeart at 09/21/2007 10:09
Wow isn't near enough... that was kinda massive...

Frig, I'd drive hundreds of miles to dress up like Mario ('dats a me!) and climb 5 stories of scaffolding to have a chance to show the princess what's in this tower..

In case the innuendo didn't make it through translation, I want get to know the princess in a biblical way... to hammer her barrel... to climb her towers... to.. (frig, I'm to old for this...)
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deanhatescoffee at 09/21/2007 10:27
That was probably the coolest and funniest thing I'll see all day.
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amalgamut00 at 09/21/2007 10:41
IS this a show and if so what station?
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Ham Vagina at 09/21/2007 11:00
I don't know if I've ever seen a show with more forced laughter.
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Husky Hog at 09/21/2007 11:07
Holy shit


How long did that set take to make... and what're the ods the barrols roll correctly
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grrza at 09/21/2007 12:22
yeah, I lol'd. The second part with the smaller barrels looks like fun.
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Lolthien at 09/21/2007 12:33
Sorry.. but that looks lame as hell. I never got the whole 'viva la bam' thing but hey, how much longer till we get the show on Idiocracy with the guy getting hit in the nuts all the time? I weep.
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Sharpless at 09/21/2007 13:10
That was funny only for the sheer idiocy of it. The guys looked like buffoons. Still funnier than Bouchedags, though. My piss is funnier than Bouchedags.

Impressive replication of the game, though. Very nice. And I have a princess fetish, so whatever...
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Baron Calico at 09/21/2007 15:15
That's good stuff
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The Grudge at 09/21/2007 16:14
@ Sharpless. Never mention that thing again. I've seen funnier funerals then that.

All in all, this clip was funny. Come on, you all wish you had idiot friends that kick you in the balls randomly, no?
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stummies1121 at 09/21/2007 16:49
Hahaha, that was great.

Normally I'm not too into the Viva La Bam/Jackass-esque stuff, but when it's video game related it hits right at my heart. My old, crusty, larva infested heart.
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Jark212 at 09/21/2007 18:29
i think there on to something...
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Necros at 09/21/2007 21:17
Might be fun to do if you're completely smashed.
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Batthink at 09/23/2007 15:17
I thought a few bits were funny. I liked the part where he got pushed off the barrels he's sitting on.
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