Real Girlfriend is yet another in a long line of Japanese erotic games, except this one is slightly more advanced than your usual wad of glorified hentai. This particular game joins the twenty-first century with 3D graphics, widescreen pictures and webcam facial tracking. Advanced stuff, I'm sure you'll agree.
However, it does not always go according to plan.
These screenshots are apparently what happens if your PC is not up to snuff. Whatever they are, these images are some of the most unsettling and grotesque I have ever seen. If Real Girlfriend is supposed to be erotic, then it has failed, because my penis just ingested itself after witnessing images of what is quite clearly God's cruelest mistake.
Seriously, check these images out, but be warned -- the chances of you vomiting all over your screen and keyboard are high.
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8:40 AM on 12.01.2009
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I'll stick to RapeLay, thank you very much.
Because for a minute there, I thought we were talking about a FUCKING MASK!
And a shower. :<
Normally this kind of thing happens when the GPU is overheating or overclocked, it can happen to any game really.
Doesn't make it any less creepy as FUCK.
I guess it's seen as interactive porn. Glues you to your sea-
That was the wrong phrase to choose there. Argh, nasty.
Thank God for Nvidia. It happened again after I had to reformat my computer, then started playing SMT: Imagine Online. Luckily, it was just a case of needing to download the drivers again.
Fantastic. Just Fantastic.
I'll take your claim one step further: what about the old days of hookers or the easy girl in Government class/accounting? Remember when men had to be creative?
That was the very first thing I thought of. Glad to see other people can spot the resemblance.
Bravo