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Real Girlfriend screens make me feel physically sick


8:40 AM on 12.01.2009
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Real Girlfriend is yet another in a long line of Japanese erotic games, except this one is slightly more advanced than your usual wad of glorified hentai. This particular game joins the twenty-first century with 3D graphics, widescreen pictures and webcam facial tracking. Advanced stuff, I'm sure you'll agree.

However, it does not always go according to plan.

These screenshots are apparently what happens if your PC is not up to snuff. Whatever they are, these images are some of the most unsettling and grotesque I have ever seen. If Real Girlfriend is supposed to be erotic, then it has failed, because my penis just ingested itself after witnessing images of what is quite clearly God's cruelest mistake.

Seriously, check these images out, but be warned -- the chances of you vomiting all over your screen and keyboard are high.

Real Girlfriend screens make me feel physically sick photo
Real Girlfriend screens make me feel physically sick photo
Real Girlfriend screens make me feel physically sick photo
Real Girlfriend screens make me feel physically sick photo
Real Girlfriend screens make me feel physically sick photo
Real Girlfriend screens make me feel physically sick photo
Real Girlfriend screens make me feel physically sick photo





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