So I've been playing Forza 3 this week. I keep trying to NOT play Forza 3, but I can't. It won't let me. I keep turning off the Xbox and walking away to do something else, and ten minutes later I'm signing in again. It's a force, I tell you. It's sentient. Also, you can make Beedog itasha. There's another shot of that after the jump.
Dale was right, though. I don't know if I'd have given it a 10, with its painful load times and sh*tty soundtrack, but the Forza force would probably have made me do it anyway. It's like an invisible giant squid, which is an analogy that is probably only making sense because I just got out of bed a few minutes ago. But it is. The more I try to fight it, the tighter its grip gets. It's madness.
My point is, if you've got $60 and a 360 and you like racing sims, you should be playing this right now. And if you aren't? I hate to be the one to tell you, but you, sir, are a dumbass. You may have time to pick it up and play it after tonight, because it's FRIDAY.
Also, the mighty Adam Dork is about to double down. Hit the jump for the video, the other side of the Beedog car, and a picture of a pretty girl who I posted because I felt like it.
The Lovely Adam Dork. Dressed as Mario. With a handlebar mustache. Doubling down. You're welcome.
Ready to Dragon Age! Also, I've got Uncharted 2 staring at me from the coffee table. Looking forward to it, but Nathan Drake cannot summon tornados of fire with his arcane knowledge and willpower, so he's gonna wait for now.
Topher Cantler is an excellent blogger (not Journalist) who makes me laugh all the time. Love the guy. Talented.
But he's a G.D. Dumbass for not playing Dragon Age: Origins "right now". And a Effing Noob for not playing Multiplayer Modern Warfare 2 "right now". I couldnt have more hate or disdain for him at this moment.
Nice article, but seriously wrong timing, Dumbass.
I will be playing yet moar MW2 this weekend, started my 2nd play through of the campaign last night, on veteran. Ouch.
But the very second enough moneys hit my bank account to buy Dragon Age, it will be mine.
But until such a time I will carry on poppin heads on MW2.
I'm assuming many of you are playing MW2 - what rank are you? Considering it's only been out for 89 and a half hours over here I'm quite chuffed with reaching 32 So far.
Seems like only yesterday I spotted my buddy on rank 5 and was like "Shit! Gotta catch up!" - Think he's still 5, or 6 now.
I will be sleeping because I haven't done that since wednesday. Then I will continue to play MW2 and deliver the rape. Also, I did something earlier that may or may not have been the greatest thing in a long, long while so Friday is working out great
I will be playing a game this weekend called Saving Money By Not Doing Shit. It shall be glorious. Perhaps I will peruse the T.I.T. with my pants around my ankles.
I have 60 bucks, but I still have Forza 2 to make my Itasha in. I'm still burnt out on the fact that I bought it at $60 and then not even a month later they packaged it with 360s and forced the value to nothing. I'll wait for that to happen with Forza 3 before I jump on it.
From listening to his eating habits on Podtoid, I thought Adam Dork was pretty much doubling down whenever he eats. That was dissapointing for how I was expecting him to Double Down. Still great for the Mario reference though. Yay Friday!
I hate being told to do something ("pick up this game now") and my immediate response will always be "fuck off". That said, I've had the game since it came out and I've spend over 20 hours in it so far. It's good, and I'm not even a fan of racing games.
Beedog car: Amazing. Beyond words other than that.
Girl: ...same as above...
Friday: I am DAMN ready to friday! Borderlands, waiting for L4D2, and playing the new "Dawn of the Dead" mall level that someone made. So far, I really like it. A little buggy from the first 10 minutes I played, but I still enjoy it.
I live my life a quarter mile at a time. Nothing else matters: not the mortgage, not the store, not my team and all their bullshit. For those ten seconds or less, I'm free...
No, but seriously. There needs to be a bigger Forza 3 presence during FNF. I unfortunately won't be online tonight.
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Shaun White for budget price here I come. Until next week. Than I'll be playing Stoked: Big Air. I love Winter.
But he's a G.D. Dumbass for not playing Dragon Age: Origins "right now". And a Effing Noob for not playing Multiplayer Modern Warfare 2 "right now". I couldnt have more hate or disdain for him at this moment.
Nice article, but seriously wrong timing, Dumbass.
this is my dog indi dressed up this halloween as a beedog.
I will be playing yet moar MW2 this weekend, started my 2nd play through of the campaign last night, on veteran. Ouch.
But the very second enough moneys hit my bank account to buy Dragon Age, it will be mine.
But until such a time I will carry on poppin heads on MW2.
I'm assuming many of you are playing MW2 - what rank are you? Considering it's only been out for 89 and a half hours over here I'm quite chuffed with reaching 32 So far.
Seems like only yesterday I spotted my buddy on rank 5 and was like "Shit! Gotta catch up!" - Think he's still 5, or 6 now.
Yeah also that Forza car is amazing ^_^
I love this game.
VIERNES!
I'll be playing Forza 3, too, during the next six months I'd say.
Girl: ...same as above...
Friday: I am DAMN ready to friday! Borderlands, waiting for L4D2, and playing the new "Dawn of the Dead" mall level that someone made. So far, I really like it. A little buggy from the first 10 minutes I played, but I still enjoy it.
No, but seriously. There needs to be a bigger Forza 3 presence during FNF. I unfortunately won't be online tonight.