So much food ...
YES. Anyway. Wouldn't you know it, the day I start talking a lot of smack about the Large Hadron Collider, they've got that f*cker up and running by the end of the night. And it works! And the universe didn't implode! That's dandy. Hopefully they've got their bird problem under control. And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how you show those subatomic particles who's boss.
Where was I going with this ... ah, yes.
SAOUNINDAH. I mean ... SCIENCE. Man, what does Aunt Sarah put in that sweet potato casserole, it's like NyQuil.
FRIDAY. Please tell me you're not going shopping today.
Atashi wa Ulala Ulala Ulala ...
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