And now, a list of important tips and choice cutlets of juicy wisdom. Sage advice that will not only enable you to make the most of your weekend, but may indeed set you on the right path, aid you in any number of varyingly difficult decisions, and in certain cases, perhaps even save your very life.
- He who eats nails for breakfast is often torn to ribbons on the inside.
- Stay to the right on the stairs.
- High fructose corn syrup is just a fancy word for AIDS.
- Bears can climb trees.
- The five-second rule is still valid, and still applies.
- Topher Cantler is not as stupid as he looks.
Remember these and the road ahead will prove itself far less treacherous than you might anticipate. Hit the jump and let's get to it.
For your Fridaying pleasure, musical Usavich in cel-shaded flavor.
Sadly, this is the last available episode of the series before the video quality turns to shit. When new ones are available in a condition that won't make our eyes fall out I'll return to posting them, but until then you can expect something different for a while.
Shit's gettin' interesting if you're paying attention.
FRIDAY!!!
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8:00 AM on 05.29.2009
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HANDS ACROSS THE WORLD!
FRIDAY WHOOOOOO! Broadband at home should be back on today and Monster Hunter Freedom Unite Demo apparently arrived on the PSN yesterday! WHOOOOO!
lets bounce.
WIN.
This is all very interesting to me, considering that all other varieties of Mountain Dew are corn syrup's greatest weapon against us.
oh wait it just hit 12:00...
SAAAATUUUURRRRRRDAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY!!!!!!
Front paging this series will go down in internet history as a golden age
OH GOODNESS IT'S FRIDAY
is it a Dynasty Warrior Gundam 2 friday though? we shall see...
Left 4 Dead tonight!
ITS FFRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDAAAAY!
Never spit into the wind.
Never play cards with a man named after a city/state.