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READY TO FRIDAY photo

Oh Jesus, what's happening? It's all gone corporate now, has it? Is nothing sacred? Why is this on the front page? I'll tell you why. Because ... well, ok, I don't really know why. But I know it's Friday. It's also about to be my birthday, and there's a NARP that's about to bust out of its cage tonight. It will be my last Baltimore NARP as a Baltimore resident.

This city's afraid of me. I've seen its true face. The streets are extended gutters, and the gutters are full of Slurpee, and when the drains finally freeze over, all the hons will drown. The accumulated filth of all their Natty Boh and crabcakes will foam up about their waists; and all the rockabilly girls and sailors will look up and shout, "Save us!" And I'll look down and whisper ...

"FRIDAY."

 
So yes, I suppose this is officially a front page column now. That won't change anything. In fact, there are some new episodes of Usavich floating around, so I'm even gonna kick this bitch off proper-like.
 
FRIDAY!!
 
 
UPDATE:  Protips and FAQ
 
For those of you who might be unfamiliar with Ready to Friday, here's how it works: Today is Friday. You like Friday, yes? Me too. A lot. Each week, I will help you kick off your Friday festivities by posting whatever random nonsense tickles my fancy at the moment, and together we can celebrate this glorious occasion in preparation for the fine weekend that is almost upon us. 
 
FAQ
 
Q: What is this, I don't even ...
A: FRIDAY!
 
Q: This was a cblog thing. Why are you crapping up the front page?
A: Niero asked me to. I dunno either. Try not to think about it too much.
 
Q: What do I have to do?
A: FRIDAY. 
 
Q: Um ... this isn't news, what do you think you're ...
A: You're doing it wrong.
 
Q: What kind of dog is that?
A: It's a Shiba Inu.
 
Q: I don't get it.
A: Give it a week or two. You'll get the hang of it.
 
Q: Friday?
A: FRIDAY!
 
 

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Magnalon's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/01/2009 08:03
Magnalon
I just moved away from Northern Virginia.

:weeps::
Dr Spaceman's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/01/2009 08:04
Dr Spaceman
FRIDAY!!!
Bacchus's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/01/2009 08:05
Bacchus
huh?
power-glove's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/01/2009 08:06
power-glove
TGIF!
Nick Chester's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/01/2009 08:07
Nick Chester
FRIDAY!!!!

Senisan82's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/01/2009 08:08
Senisan82
Ready to Friday, level upu!
Naim Master's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/01/2009 08:09
Naim Master
Wathcmen reference .. Clever ...
Cataract's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/01/2009 08:10
Cataract
This video left me with more questions than answers.

I approve wholeheartedly.
JT706's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/01/2009 08:11
JT706
FUURIIDAIYE!
Kryptinite's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/01/2009 08:12
Kryptinite
OH SHIT! WE MADE IT TO THE BIG TIME! I'M READY!!!
Haxan's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/01/2009 08:13
Haxan
It's now the 2 Martini Lunch version of Fridays. Hot sauce!
Dale North's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/01/2009 08:14
Dale North
This is like when square merged with enix
TheChemist's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/01/2009 08:16
TheChemist
Hell yeah it's Friday!!!!
Dimly's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/01/2009 08:16
Dimly
@Nick

I think my brain melted and is draining out of my left ear after seeing that.
Tubatic's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/01/2009 08:23
Tubatic
REady to Friday!

But now I have to know if this rabbit ever gets his shoes!!!
Guagloves's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/01/2009 08:31
Guagloves
Ready To FRIDAY!!
garison's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/01/2009 08:33
garison
Um ... JOURNALSIM?
Wedge's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/01/2009 08:42
Wedge
What kind of dog is that? Aside from being the awesome kind?
welkstar's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/01/2009 08:45
welkstar
That is one happy pooch. :)





JOURNALISM!
Tino's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/01/2009 08:48
Tino
Where are my pants!
iconsam's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/01/2009 08:59
iconsam
Yay for Friday and Topher! Topheriday!
CrocBox's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/01/2009 09:04
CrocBox
That last line really made me laugh :P
gatorsax2010's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/01/2009 09:07
gatorsax2010
FRONT-PAGE FRIDAYS AHOY!
ParaParaKing's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/01/2009 09:12
ParaParaKing
HAPPY FRIDAY, TOPHER!
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/01/2009 09:17
Samit Sarkar
DAY
eskimo bob's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/01/2009 09:20
eskimo bob
OH I GET IT BECAUSE IT'S FRIDAY AND IT'S A FRONT PAGE POST AND HE POSTED A VIDEO OF A BUNNY WHO WANTS SHOES THAT VIDEO SO MAKES SENSE NOW.

waitwhat.

FRIDAY!
Alkemdah's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/01/2009 09:22
Alkemdah
For someone who asked what kinda dog. I belive its a Dingo.
EarthbounderNess's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/01/2009 09:22
EarthbounderNess
The Watchmen reference has already made this Friday amazing for me. In return, I give you this:



FRIDAAAAAY!
Alkemdah's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/01/2009 09:23
Alkemdah
Whoever asked what kinda dog the header image is, it is a Dingo I believe.
brosef's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/01/2009 09:29
brosef
GODDAMN RED RING KEEPING ME FROM MAH FRIDAY! WRYYYYYYY!!!!!
Krusayder's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/01/2009 09:31
Krusayder
Josh Tolentino's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/01/2009 09:36
Josh Tolentino
Happy almost birthday FRIDAAY!
zeph's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/01/2009 09:38
zeph
Peanut Butter Friday!!!
AngelsDontBurn's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/01/2009 09:55
AngelsDontBurn
I saw this on the front page and I came.
Chocobo Knight's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/01/2009 09:55
Chocobo Knight
I want to hug that cute dog FRIDAY!
Tristero's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/01/2009 10:00
Tristero
I liked Fridays before it was cool to like them. They sold-out on that one album.
TheToiletDuck's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/01/2009 10:18
TheToiletDuck
!!!
pendelton21's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/01/2009 10:20
pendelton21
Hurm...
AgentMOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/01/2009 10:21
AgentMOO
AgentMOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/01/2009 10:22
AgentMOO
Also that dog pic is AMAZING
TheToiletDuck's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/01/2009 10:27
TheToiletDuck
@AlkemDah: Actually it's a japanese Akita

Jorunalism!
Topher Cantler's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/01/2009 10:34
Topher Cantler
Updated with protips and FAQ for people who don't know how to Friday yet.
Krow's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/01/2009 10:42
Krow
Friday! I am totally going to fuck a bowl of pudding.
TheCleaningGuy's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/01/2009 10:53
TheCleaningGuy
FRIDAY!
No school today MoFos!
Shin Oni's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/01/2009 10:56
Shin Oni
oh no...Topher's gone corrupt!!!!!!!

I mean....FRIIIIIDAYYY!!! We shall see you tomorrow at the NARP sir.
zeph's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/01/2009 10:56
zeph
That dog should be the official Friday mascot.
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/01/2009 10:57
Sharpless
Where the fuck you moving to, homepiggy?
Stella Wong's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/01/2009 10:57
Stella Wong
Ou mai front page goodness <3 I'm so ready to friday!!
Colette Bennett's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/01/2009 10:58
Colette Bennett
FRIDAY BITCHES! Real talk!
Aaron Linde's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/01/2009 11:00
Aaron Linde
HRRRREEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

READY TO FRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIGGGGGGGHKBKKK

FRIFGGKGK

FRIRIIIIIDIIADAAAQY
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