Prepare to spend all of the money forever
The Razer Edge -- a gaming tablet designed to play full PC games and use physical controls -- is available to preorder from March 1. The system will cost you $1,299.99 for the 128GB model, and $1,449.99 for the 256GB model.
Let me be the first to say, Holy Whistleshits.
This thing claims to be able to run Crysis 3 no problem, and can be wired into a keyboard and console controller, as well as the funny little button handles it's more commonly seen with. It's the kind of out-there gadget I get excited by, but I'm not sure my fat-loaded, booze-drowned internal organs are worth the cash I'd need to sell them for to obtain it.
I mean ... whistleshits, guys. Whistle. Shits.