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Disclaimer - The game is called football, since you play it with your feet. Anyone who disagrees can go get bent. Pictured above is who I hope is Jan Vinegoor of Hesselink, who has the best name in football and awesome goals to match. 

Oh EA, how you rival Squeenix and Pokemon in terms of crappy spin-off, cash-grabbing, games. I'll be the first to admit that I have a soft spot for FIFA games. I find them much more gratifying that most other sports games. That being said, I'll be the first to criticize EA for making another weak addition to the FIFA franchise.

For those who don't know, the UEFA Champion's League is the professional football tourney. It takes the best teams from the European Leagues and pits them against each other in a huge tournament. Apparently, EA is releasing the latest FIFA game to take you through the most epic of tourneys. The game will be released on the PS2, PSP, and Xbox 360 and will feature "almost" all of the teams that qualified for the Champions League.

WHAT?! Almost?

 

That was red flag number 1. Glad to know that this game will be thorough.

I predict that this game will be, like most of EA's sports franchises, a rehashed Road to the FIFA World Cup, which was, in turn a rehashed, repackaged FIFA 06. The problem with Road to the World Cup was it was just the Road. No actual World Cup. Not to mention that there were only a handful of teams to choose from, as opposed to the shitton (roughly 2.15 asstons -- seriously, 300+) of teams to be found in regular old FIFA 06. There weren't any new modes, or gameplay features, or extras. There simply wasn't enough game in that little green box to justify the pricetag.

With their UEFA game, EA is again giving us a game with less content (only 80 teams qualify, and even those won't be included) for the same price. What they should do is release a standard FIFA game with the hundreds of teams and let the players organize their own World Cup and UEFA tourneys. Let me build myself a bracket depending on real life events, and then let me invite a few of my other football-crazed friends so we can duke it out. Don't give me another watered down game with no new gameplay, features, or extras, slap the UEFA logo on it and make me shell out $60.

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Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/12/2007 15:39
Aaron Mxy Yost
It's called soccer, because players kick around a soccer ball. USA! USA! USA!

Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/12/2007 15:39
Darren Nakamura
I think I read somewhere that it was called football not because it's played with your feet, but because it's played on foot, rather than like, on horseback or in water or something. I could be wrong.
Kif 's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/12/2007 15:40
Kif
Pfft, FIFA has nothing on Pro Evo anyway. Still nice to see the use of football over soccer for real football games. You get some of my internets just for that Orcist.
mikinho's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/12/2007 15:41
mikinho
With the next Winning Eleven (Winning Eleven: Pro Evolution Soccer 2007) just around the corner I hope no one wastes their money on this game.
Joseph Leray's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/12/2007 15:44
Joseph Leray
People usually use Winning 11 against FIFA fans like myself. Personally, I feel like I have better control in FIFA games, also menus and setup and the like are more intuitive.
Mabec's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/12/2007 15:51
Mabec
Its not classified as a rape if you scream "SUPRISE" before.
thisissami's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/12/2007 16:06
thisissami
"
It's called soccer, because players kick around a soccer ball. USA! USA! USA! "

yeah that "soccer ball" was originally (and still is in most of the world) called a football... you've gotta realize, only the US calls it soccer... and the population of the US is insignificant compared to the rest of the world... just cuz you say something someway doesn't mean we all have to

http://www.stephaniemiller.com/declarationofrevocation.htm

there, that should bring you up to date at how... bad your country's doing... and i'm not saying that all the people are that bad, there are a lot who are pretty cool people who actually have lives! just that seems to be the american trend... hope no americans are offended by this comment and the above link! :)
scrape's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/12/2007 16:10
scrape
I think you must mean the UEFA champions leauge, thats the top european comp, UEFA cup is like the "B" cup. It's ok, you probably think Beckham is a good signing as well!
Joseph Leray's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/12/2007 16:17
Joseph Leray
No, I actually think that Beckham's wasting his time over here.
But you're right about Champion's League. The game is for the Champions League, I made a typo. Fixed now.
scrape's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/12/2007 16:22
scrape
I totally agree, he's a waste of space, if he was any good he would go to a decent team. He's doing it cos his wife nagged him into it, and of course for a shit ton of money.
mikinho's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/12/2007 16:43
mikinho
"People usually use Winning 11 against FIFA fans like myself. Personally, I feel like I have better control in FIFA games, also menus and setup and the like are more intuitive."

I just don't think the game play is as natural but then again International Superstar Soccer on N64 is still my favorite soccer\football game.
galagabug 's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/12/2007 17:06
galagabug
wow, they must be working late nights over at EA for this one! now rather than the usual (change the last digit in the year) they are gonna have to change 2 Letters in the title as well. i feel for those devs. i really do.

at least FIFA->UEFA isn't as painful an upgrade as FIFA->MLS, imagine, having to change all the characters and even go as far as remove a letter. its hard, hard work.
baker1369's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/12/2007 17:06
baker1369
I read that as "EA announces UFIA Cup game"...
subnet6's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/12/2007 17:30
subnet6
Isn't crying about a bad/cash grab EA game like complaining that water is wet?

Also, no one MAKES you "shell out $60". Maybe if, for a year or two, you (and a few of your elite football calling brethren) DIDN"T shell out the money, they would start making a better game. The power is yours.

Also, don't Italians call it Calcio or something? I think there are countries outside the US who do not call it football.
Joseph Leray's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/12/2007 17:45
Joseph Leray
I don't pay for those types of games, and I won't be picking this up.
Danzuke's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/12/2007 17:58
Danzuke
It's called football. period.
Danzuke's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/12/2007 18:05
Danzuke
to follow it up... it's a quick cash grab, but if they fixed some of the issues, I'd rather play this I think anyways... though it now explains the price drop on FIFA 07.

And I'm with you Orcist, I prefer FIFA to Pro Evo as well
ArrestedDeveloper's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/12/2007 19:16
ArrestedDeveloper
@thisisami
1. Who cares what you call soccer, at the end its still 90 minutes of sweaty men running around and probably will end up in a 0-0 tie. I think its the only sport that is more fun to play as a video game then the real thing. I wouldn't doubt that Beckham will start calling it soccer
2. That article is crap and John cleese had nothing to do with it(http://www.snopes.com/politics/satire/revocation.asp).
I'll consider learning the words to God Save the Queen if that powerless figurehead wipes her butt with the magna carta, only then will I consider it.
3. I haven't liked Fifa (and I don't know if other soccer games have this same problem) since I played through Fifa 2002 and you finish the game when you qualify to be in the world cup. At least make up some fake World cup and call it something else so I can feel like I beat the game. Hopefully they've changed that since the 2002 version
4. Cut the USA some slack, if it wasn't for us Zidane would have been headbutting Marco with a swastika band around his arm.
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/13/2007 10:17
Aaron Mxy Yost
@thisisami:

Please google the term "joke". Perhaps then you will understand what I was going for there. :)
Kinjiro's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/13/2007 11:05
Kinjiro
I like how someone made a joke, then someone went on a rant, which included a joke, which someone then took personally, going to the ZOMG-JOKENESS! argument.

ON TOPIC.

Im going to wait a few years before they hammer out the former next-gen, and now current gen consoles, so we actually have a few new and original sports-game setups.
Danzuke's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/13/2007 13:59
Danzuke
joke [johk] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation noun, verb, joked, jok·ing.
–noun
1. something said or done to provoke laughter or cause amusement, as a witticism, a short and amusing anecdote, or a prankish act: He tells very funny jokes. She played a joke on him.
2. something that is amusing or ridiculous, esp. because of being ludicrously inadequate or a sham; a thing, situation, or person laughed at rather than taken seriously; farce: Their pretense of generosity is a joke. An officer with no ability to command is a joke.
3. a matter that need not be taken very seriously; trifling matter: The loss was no joke.
Ninjajuice66's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/14/2007 19:18
Ninjajuice66
That game is called Soccer, and it's for little girls. If you disagree, go back to Europe, you fucking hippie.
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