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Rambo: The Video Game has Sly pre order figurines

5:00 AM on 08.19.2013 // Steven Hansen
  @dtoidsteven

Ramb-oh-no!

Rambo: The Video Game is happening apropos of nothing.

The game mashes up First Blood, First Blood Part Two, and Rambo III. The first two get three inch figurines that look a little like Keanu Reeves with pre-order at select retailers. This is a retail game. 

Worst of all, its not even coming out of Jerkwater, USA. The developers are Polish and the publisher British. This isn't what Rambo went to Vietnam for. Though he might have gone to Vietnam for those adorable, chibi Rambo figurines.

Sylvested enough in the Rambo franchise that this is something you must Stall-own? Can you let this goofy novelty Sly-de?

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destructoid's previous coverage:
Rambo: The Video Game


  Feb 25

Review: Rambo: The Video Game

They drew first blood, not me


  Jan 17

The gameplay modes of Rambo: The Video Game

But where did they put the kitchen sink?


  Jan 06

Check out these clips from Rambo: The Video Game

'Don't push it, or I'll give you a war like you won't believe'


  Jul 10

Rambo: The Video Game gets Rambo: The Trailer

Not by the hair on my chiny chin chin!


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