Metal Gear's Raiden may be part machine, but that doesn't mean he can't lead a peaceful life of solitude and introspection up in his penthouse apartment. But something about fruit just sends him over the edge. Literally.
No lie, this video is amazing. Brandon Laatsch of freddiew organized this whole shebang and even managed to get Quinton Flynn, the actual voice of Raiden, to reprise his speaking role. And Raiden is most definitely the perfect cyborg Patrick Bateman.