The name of the game says it all itself. I'm going to venture into this fabled game, Plumbers Don't Wear Ties. If I remember, this game pretty much is a big Power Point Slideshow with some weird plot and awkward conversations. Tonight, we're gonna play is so fast that we're gonna break some World Records. Who knows, maybe we'll all get lucky.
Tonight is also the last night, and I do mean the last night you'll be seeing yours truly wearing the Destructador mask. As it's given us some great moments in the world of streaming, but it's time for your resident Luchador change his gimmick. Creative hasn't been doing it's job for me, so I'm taking things into my own hands kind of like how Chris Jericho did back in his WCW days. As I do hold great value for what I've done with it, it's time for your Luchador to bring you something different as I do every few years. We'll be holding funeral services at the end of the show for you to pay your respects. You can also pour out forties and leave other personal belongings on the offering table which will be covered with Davids Pizza and skittles. Feel free to spam BibleThump, HeelTurn, FrankerZ, and other funny faces in the chat.
So this evening we bid farewell to the black mask, and look forward to a new Johnny Luchador to be coming next week. I'll have cryptic videos and whatnot on twitter leading up to next Sunday. But don't be sad, your showman, ringleader, highlight reel, and true spokesman for entertainment value will be bringing it with a new era of Lucha next week. So tune in and be mystified to the greatest circus on twitch.tv.
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