When I was a child, I use to collect these small flesh colored rubber men. They were pretty odd, but they were all unique. They were called Muscle Men, and I had an army of them. Then my destructive self decided to let them meet their fate to an exercise bike wheel that acted like a grinder. The little figures melted on to the wheel as it spun. Today, we're gonna play Kinnikuman Muscle Grand Prix Max 2. I'll most likely get frustrated at not understanding foreign language, so we'll pop in Japan World Cup 3 for the rest of the show.
I know that's a strange way to start off a post, but it wasn't until I got older and found the internet that I realized the origin of those little rubber men. I realized in such disappointment that I was a dumb child because I could have really injured my hand, and I destroyed a little bit of wrestling history. So today, in tribute to those fallen figures, we're going to play this bizarre game. Are there any toys you guys broke or destroyed as a kid only to wish you still had them now as you're older and wiser?
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