Quantcast
Destructoid Japanator Tomopop Flixist
Dtoid Forums now support TapATalk and ForumRunner on your iOS/Android devices. Whoot.

Pure magic: Add 'junk' to loved Genesis game boxes photo

This forum thread from our friends at Giant Bomb is freakin' hilarious (some images NSFW). Its title is "Add an inconspicuous MS Paint c*ck to a well loved Genesis cover," and I love forum user BiffMcBlumpkin for making it.

It's exactly as it sounds: Take a Sega Genesis game cover and add some junk, via MS Paint, to a character on the cover. No one escapes. It starts with Phantasy Star IV (an easy one), and continues with Shinobi, Taz Mania, and even the beloved Streets of Rage 2. The Vectorman one (pictured above) almost made me cry with laughter.

I can't tell you how hard I laughed at these. It may be juvenile, but it's so funny that we don't care. I'm waiting for that guy who hates game journalists to tell me how this isn't news.

As Giant Bomb is our official/unofficial Game Site that We're Totally Cool With, maybe Destructoid readers can contribute to this forum thread. I know you all have it in you.

 








More gaming stories around the web. Got news? Submit yours to tips@destructoid.com

Dale North is Destructoid's Editor-In-Chief, a founding editor, and specialist in Japanese gaming. An accomplished musician, Dale was reporting from Japan during the earthquakes of 2011. Luckily, he got the fuck out alive and is home in America now with his wife and beloved corgi, Einstein. Dale is also a co-founder of Destructoid's sister anime site Japanator. Likes Corgis, Sega Saturn, PSP, iPhone, Photographic tools. Meet the rest of the team



Post a comment! You can also post a photo below:

Comment with Facebook





Click connect and comment instantly!

Comment with Dtoid





New? SIGN UP - it takes 5 seconds

29 comments | showing # 1 to 29
prev next

pl0x kthanxbai's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/28/2010 11:44
pl0x kthanxbai
also cocks
pl0x kthanxbai's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/28/2010 11:45
pl0x kthanxbai
is not really all that funny though, also this isnt news
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/28/2010 11:47
Hamza CTZ Aziz
good thing we're not a news site, pl0x!
JTHomeslice's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/28/2010 11:47
JTHomeslice
The forum thread in the history of ever.
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/28/2010 11:47
Hamza CTZ Aziz
good thing we're not JUST a news site, pl0x!
JTHomeslice's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/28/2010 11:50
JTHomeslice
It got locked rofl.
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/28/2010 11:51
Holyetheline
Sounds tempting, I'll have to check the thread when I'm not at work to see what I'll be going up against. lol.
KalosBlue's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/28/2010 11:51
KalosBlue
I've never seen the logo for the console ever edited to interact with the boxart. Vectorman is actually punching the genesis name....that's cool. And his cock is too tiny
pl0x kthanxbai's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/28/2010 11:51
pl0x kthanxbai
@JTHomeslice

oh yeah i made one of those once


@Hamza CTZ Aziz

*hissssssssss*

Mr Andy Dixon's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/28/2010 11:53
Mr Andy Dixon
good thing we're not JUST JUST a news site, pl0x!
ZeeJayTL's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/28/2010 11:55
ZeeJayTL
I lulled..then moved on.
jawshoeuh's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/28/2010 12:01
jawshoeuh
haha
pl0x kthanxbai's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/28/2010 12:08
pl0x kthanxbai
JUST thing we're not JUST JUST a news JUST, pl0x!
Chris Carter's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/28/2010 12:15
Chris Carter
A new meme is born out of a dick meme.
Chris Carter's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/28/2010 12:15
Chris Carter
By dick meme I'm referring to the literal dicks in the Giant Bomb post.
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/28/2010 12:16
Hamza CTZ Aziz
JUST DANCE
jaygerbomb's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/28/2010 12:28
jaygerbomb
Freakin' hilarious? Maybe if I was 12 years old. The Vectorman was is chuckle-worthy, but damn, grow up.
Usedtabe's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/28/2010 12:32
Usedtabe
Our forums are doing something even more glorious. Stay tuned. ;)
FalconReaper's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/28/2010 12:36
FalconReaper
@ Usedtabe

Noted
mackie junior's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/28/2010 12:54
mackie junior
The Comix Zone one was by far the best.
pl0x kthanxbai's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/28/2010 12:57
pl0x kthanxbai
JUST CAUSE
Ganjookie's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/28/2010 12:59
Ganjookie
SING STAR!
TheToiletDuck's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/28/2010 14:07
TheToiletDuck
5 pages and only a handful of images. Off to the SA forums i go for my shoops.
Castro's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/28/2010 14:40
Castro
This is amazing as is everything else BiffMcBlumpkin does. Unfortunately the topic seems to have gotten locked for some reason. Lame!
sirspy's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/28/2010 14:46
sirspy
This isn't Junk news man.
Excel-2011's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/28/2010 14:50
Excel-2011
You are too a news site. Start acting like one.
n1gh's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/28/2010 15:26
n1gh
No.
Charl3z523's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/28/2010 15:37
Charl3z523
Damn, some of the users here are very serious business.

I can see them with their glass of wine thumbing their nose as they look at the pc in their finest attire.
ilazy's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/26/2010 01:09
ilazy
uggs Cheap
Various discount uggs
outlet uggs
As one specialized outlet uggs on sale,here offers various
uggs for cheap for comfort and fashion,
ugg classic boots is worthy of every penny.
ugg bailey button ugg bailey button
UGG Classic Tall Boots UGG Classic Tall Boots
Ugg Classic Cardy Boots Ugg Classic Cardy Boots
prev next

Comment with Facebook





Click connect and comment instantly!

Comment with Dtoid





New? SIGN UP - it takes 5 seconds

Comments policy

Destructoid is an open discussion community. You don't need to "audition" to post a comment - just speak your mind. We respect differing opinions on the site, so have at it. Be smart, funny, insightful, clueless, or cute -- but back it up with substance. Keep your cool, keep it fun. We only ask that you act respectfully and above all: don't be a troll and ruin it for everyone else. Don't bring down gamers or we'll, you know, gently shoot you in the face and stuff you into a flaming mailbox. Each comment is your opportuntity to make this community awesomer. Is that even a word?

Avoiding the banhammer only requires common sense: spamming, trolling, racism, NSFW stuff, and other forms of sucking will not be tolerated. If anyone is griefing please report abuse. Be good. Don't suck!