Since the induction of the Internet, I, like most of the planet, have used it for porn.
Things have since changed and people use the Internet for gaming. Anyway, that's related enough, so I figured I'd visit some porn stars. I know porn stars play video games! I figured most would be very good at gaming since they must have incredible eye-hand coordination.
Come with me as I take a trip to Miami's Exxxotica porn convention where I walk and talk with these sexual deviant beings. The experience was profound as it was confusing. For example, why is it that at these adult events everyone keeps talking about ATM ? Aren't those at banks?
Stick through the whole thing -- I think I'm the first person to get electrocuted in the ass while performing games JOURNALISM. So here you have it, ENJOY P.A.D.-EXXXOTICA! (a PG-13 odyssey)
Jon Carnage is the host of
Mash Tactics, the fastest-growing show on Justin.tv in the history of the universe. He stands 6'4, was a certified middle weight pro wrestler, dabbled as a stand-up comic, and has always been a hardcore gamer: briefly ranked as #2 in the world in Marvel vs Capcom. Catch him on
Public Access Destructoid, he always has surprise up his sleeve!
Likes
Bad Movies,
Wrestling,
Comic Books,
Cornish Rex Cats, classic full motion games (Double Switch, Space ACE, Dragons Lair)
Meet the rest of the team
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12:30 AM on 06.30.2010
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You're just jealous.
Of course, everything Jim Sterling does on video seems to be a hit and the camera just adores Jonathan Holmes(or is that just me who adores him?) but Mr. Carnage I am just not feeling. Like I said, I don't mean to be ^that^ guy, it's just not clicking with me. Sure there's whores but ..I dunno. I'll go away now.
Nautica Thorne
London Keys
Tia Tanaka
Ashlynn
and Ariel Spinner
also jenna haze likes final fantasy and cocks.. thats my kind of girl :P
all in all i enjoyed that one, good work!
Jon Carnage seems like a pretty charismatic guy, though, no hate there.
Stay on school kids.
The world should be proud of Jon Carnage.
good as always to see another episode
Keep it up, Carnage!
don't ever change.