Welcome to Destructoid's new late night show! We have a great lineup for you today and an exclusive trailer of Fighting the Kings. I'm sorry this is like 13 minutes late, I was stuck in traffic and then plus a bee bit me, I took a photo. Public Access Destructoid was Rey's idea and I wrote the theme song kind of. Ok, I lied. It's not my song so I changed it so we don't get into laws. This is the season 1, and the first one, episode 1.
My team of 147 writers, producers, and dancers put a lot of work into this program to put you entertained! But there's some things we didn't do because video is expensive. That's actually my ex-wife's camera we are using and I don't even have to give it back. Some things didn't go as planned. We all chipped in to hire a girl that looks exactly like Princess Leia, but Craiglist said I shouldn't have sent her the money first, so my friend Jon said he could do the show. Let us know what you think by calling our number or the comments if you want.
I'm lucky to have a real pro like him working for us because Jon is a journalist and wears suits even when there's not even girls here. Please donate so we can get him a better tie cuz I don't like his that much. If you are in the Miami area and want to be on the show I can ask my dad.
PS. If I had a dollar for every hack poser trying to be the Daily Show of video games I'd buy me a gold chain. I dedicate PAD to you, your awesome funny writers, your super cool news set, and your ladies counting down the days of their contracts...