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Public Access Destructoid: How Game Juice is makedt

5:20 PM on 12.07.2009·  2 minute read   ·  Niero
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This week in Public Access Destructoid we have a very special show for you today, ladies and gentlemens.  We sent Jon Carnage to learn how to squeeze juice from used video games in a real life factory!

Mr. Rosenberg's company has been working on the Game Juice since the 1800's, spending a fortune testing the flavor and color at LAN centers and his estranged family. We like Mr. Rosenberg because he's very crazy excited about juices, using lasers to make grips on his bottles, and he said to tell you that he wants to put it in you, too. Get it at Spencer's Gifts next time you are trapped inside the shopping mall or check out their webs.

We've got a giant case of Game Juice to give away but not for you maybe!  I'm sorry cousin, but it would cost a billion dollars to ship these things to your people's arctic village.  The contest is open to South Florida Dtoid residents only.  We'll pick a people randomly tomorrow: Just call the number in the comments to say BRING ME DA JUICE and Mr. Destructoid come to your door like a sexy milk man and hand-deliver it for your family.  The contest ends in 24 hours - good luck!

NAACP disclosure: Destructoid was not paid to endorse this product but Matt let Jon, Rey, and I drink a f*ckton of it despite getting there late.  It has energy fuel cells in it, so I haven't slept since Friday. Taurine also helps cats maintain healthy vision. Special thanks to the sweaty men of the American Beverage Depot.  No thanks to the truck that splashed mud on my car.

 
 

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