Ironically enough, like a rape victim, we just have to sit back and take it.
In other news, Mario Kart causes car crashes
It is wondrously written. Such force in its arbitrariness, such verve in its adjectives and assertions...
It feels comforting, safe, like a large bear pulling you up and embracing you. It feels like the truth in its purest, most digestible form.
No wonder Murdock makes such a shit-ton of money off this. Hats off to these people, they are brilliant.
BULLSHIT! I am 27 years old with a full beard and still get carded at Best Buy and Gamestop when I buy M-rated games. Parents complained in the early 90's and we got the ESRB, now that isn't good enough anymore? Lets go ahead and deny adult gamers with access to violent games, that let them get rid of pent-up frustrations, and we will start seeing the real violence happen.
This is nothing new, sources like foxnews keep themselves up by creating controversy on topics such as video-game violence. Remember that 'expert' foxnews had on a couple years back to discuss all the sex in Mass Effect? She even later admitted that Fox paid her to say everything she did, mentioning that she hadn't actually played the game or even watched somebody else play.
I hope Epic sells the shit out of Bulletstorm.
Haha, that's exactly what everybody was thinking, shooting people in the ass. And I guess gag reflex is a sexual innuendo..? I just thought it was choking on a bullet - I didn't take it that far lol. I guess the ESRB might be more twisted than we are.
Also, HAHA DRILLDO.
"Violent video games like Bulletstorm have the potential to send the message that violence and insults with sexual innuendos are the way to handle disputes and problems."
PEOPLE ARE FUCKING STUPID.
I have a photo of this moon gone rogue!

Well put. Its amazing how much less games are allowed in handeling mature subject matter. Blue valentine gets an nc-17 rating and every film lover rallies against the unfair rating and its reversed. If a game came even close to being as graphic, there'd be a huge outcry and calls for bans. I'm hoping in ten years we'll look back and laugh at the allegations leveled against games. Every new medium has gone through ridiculous accusations and censorship, games will get past it eventually.
really? where did they get that figure of 9 years? from out of their asses?
Speaking of urges, Recettear got me to rape two childs. No, seriously, two.
Ehe. I love when people gets audience while advertising stuff.
It's also amazing how they can make statements that sound assertive but cant back them up at all with any kind of actual evidence
It has also inspired me to connect with a wider community of people on Dtoid and Kotaku who are interested in cooperatively playing the game.
Want to know what neither Bulletstorm nor ANY OTHER videogame has inspired me to do? Suxually assault or abuse someone. Fine, you want to claim that violent videogames desensitize us to violence and may cause violence in young people, then you do that. I disagree, but I've seen the studies on both sides and that's what I made my decision based on.
But that these games can cause sexual assault, sexual abuse, and rape? As Penn and Teller, well, Penn would say I guess, Teller would just smile oddly and do a magical trick of sorts... Sorry, anyway, Bullshit. The vast majority of games do not even support sex in any form, and those that do are most often behind closed doors, black walls, and at most have shaking scenery or sounds. And you know what else, it's always consensual. Anyone want to tell me the last time a game allowed you to sexually assault someone? Did the "Censor Games League's" favorite bad boy of video gaming Postal even allow that?
Mr. Weichman I'd like to have a word with you, I'd like to understand the logical point A and Z that led you to this conclusion, because honestly, your claims seem to be made, much like HBGary's, for the sake of media whoring and attention mongering and I'm tired of this shit.
Where do they come up with this shit?
This free-association game they're playing could easily be used to 'prove' that watching someone get hit in the testicles with a football is teaching children to play with the wrong kind of balls.
Yes,watching prudes display their own depravity by assuming that everyone else responds to things the way that they do is always more ammusing than the things they try to censor,well,until they start actually getting content cut to silence their grinding of their teeth.

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