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PSPorn: Queen's Blade advertising and trailer titillate photo

Do any of you remember the screenshots of Namco Bandai's Queen's Blade: Sprial Chaos that accompanied Dale's announcement post a few months ago? Unfortunately, there happened to be some sort of pink filter covering up the most important parts. Well, the game will be released in Japan (where else?) this winter, and its promotional material doesn't leave much to the imagination. If you happen to live across the pond, these promo cards are being offered at retailers like Sofmap.

Queen's Blade originated as a series of "visual combat books" based on the Lost Worlds system. Each character has her own book that details her abilities and stats -- from there, it plays out like any tabletop RPG would. Japan, of course, improved on the system by taking into account this fact: when girls fight, their clothes come off. Makes sense to me.

The series made the jump to anime and, like I said, has now migrated onto the PSP. Queen's Blade: Spiral Chaos is played on a grid (as most strategy RPGs are) and transitions into 2D fighting to settle disputes.

Anyway one of the promo shots (all in the gallery) shows two girls hugging, except one girl's hair has turned into a tentacle and is groping the other one. I swear to God, I couldn't make this stuff up.

Oh, and in cased you missed it, there's a trailer for Queen's Blade: Spiral Chaos below the jump.

[Via Kotaku]

 


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VampireChrist's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/04/2009 15:06
VampireChrist
im enjoying the 'got milk' one
The Juda's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/04/2009 15:08
The Juda
There should be a new rating for games called "GH". Going to Hell if you play this.
The Young Scot's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/04/2009 15:09
The Young Scot
Creepy as fuck
Mr Wrighty 987's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/04/2009 15:15
Mr Wrighty 987
I just finnished watching the anime and i had a funny feeling this would happen....
mix's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/04/2009 15:17
mix
Well now, I would think this game would spike the PSP sale up like 80,000% if this came over seas....
JusticeDude's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/04/2009 15:21
JusticeDude
This... might be a big Do Want.
Kris S's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/04/2009 15:25
Kris S
@Mr Wrighty

Was the anime any good? And by good I mean actually good and not just good because it has boobs!
GoldenGamerXero's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/04/2009 15:33
GoldenGamerXero
WOAH! Those things are huge! How does someone, especially a unmuscular woman, manage to carry those swords! Anime physics asound me.
Syn's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/04/2009 15:38
Syn
If only I could read Japanese
Doomsday Forte's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/04/2009 15:46
Doomsday Forte
Somehow I can't see this being released even in Japan. Just because.

If it comes over to America, there'll be such a vicious knee-jerk reaction that women wearing less than Victorian-era outfits (showing as little skin as possible) will be banned and burned at the stake.
The Juda's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/04/2009 15:49
The Juda
@Doomsday Forte

War good. Boobs bad.
Timmeh's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/04/2009 15:49
Timmeh
How very... Japanese.
flabzilla's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/04/2009 15:52
flabzilla
Softcore gaming.
Zonic505's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/04/2009 16:32
Zonic505
See my avatar for my reaction to anime/pics.

Oh, & I should mention that the girl w/ the pink hair w/ rabbit ears/hair can shoot ACID MILK FROM HER NIPPLES!! Oh, & her breasts grow to humongous sizes & explode. All in the 1st episode.
Monodi's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/04/2009 16:38
Monodi
Why does Cleopatra hae a band-aid on her nipple? Did they slit her nipple open?
Xhumation's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/04/2009 16:54
Xhumation
Sometimes I have to admire japan's take on sexuality. it's very open..maybe too open.
ikiryou's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/04/2009 16:55
ikiryou
While I'm all for beautiful character design celebrating the female form, the bouncyness looks really, really painful. Can we not have the bounce-bounce? Proper battle armor for women would surely keep everything in their proper place. *halo suddenly appears over my head*
CRAZYAPE69's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/04/2009 17:06
CRAZYAPE69
What is it with japanese men and grossly oversized jiggly boobs....
HamalSharatan's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/04/2009 17:39
HamalSharatan
The art is so good, and I like warrior chicks. Claudette and Shizuka for the win!
Furyfire's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/04/2009 17:51
Furyfire
>_> - Well.. least they have more than one weapon at their disposal
Nicojay2's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/04/2009 17:52
Nicojay2
Fact: When girls fight, their clothes come off.
The Japanese have better facts than us.
JiR INC's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/04/2009 19:34
JiR INC
any straight guy objecting to the game seriously has issues...rpg,boobs and more boobs :D its just like SRW:EF in a way but just more boobage
madman0017's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/04/2009 19:59
madman0017
Endless Frontier is NOTHING compared to this...
HammerShark's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/04/2009 20:19
HammerShark
@GoldenGamerXero: "cartoons = what is physics?". see your Tom & Jerry.

@Syn: Don't worry, you kinda of pick up the language when you immerse yourself in it. For example: "KIMOCHIII!"

@ikiryou: Baywatch, lots and lots of Baywatch. The ladies can handle themselves, but it's nice we care about their health and self-esteem isn't it?

And to the rest of you who disapprove, you've said your part, now go bother the chains&whips ppl for a bit ("to each his own"), but for godsakes leave the 3 boobed chick from Total Recall ALONE. please?

@JiR INC
You said it. Now we all must band together (but not shake hands) and go forth to continue this protest against those who dare "droop" against that which gives our lives meaning. And I mean peacefully protest because we're all due for long breaks so to speak. Perhaps some will see the light. [yeah yea I know it's cheesy].
xe-cute's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/04/2009 20:22
xe-cute
NEEDS MOAR COCK!!!11ELENTYONEone ;)
ErigBurger's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/04/2009 20:33
ErigBurger
That Japanese nipple band-aid fetish thing always creeps me out. Why do they think it's sexy?

@JiR INC: Sorry, I have actual taste in games and artwork. I don't salivate over anything with boobs and experience points in it like you seem to. No offense. :P
JiR INC's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/04/2009 20:50
JiR INC
@erig: I have game taste to the max too all the company wanted to do I guess was to have a little fun because they can.... no offence taken
JLanphear's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/04/2009 22:07
JLanphear
OK, this actually looks fun. And I may actually pick this up. O_O
Qraze's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/04/2009 22:47
Qraze
i'm so fucking hard after seeing that. i'm gonna go download that rape game now. fuck em if i get arrested, literally fuck em.
s0lesurviv0r's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/04/2009 23:55
s0lesurviv0r
I've been tempted to look into this Queen's Blade stuff but I'm hoping that a fighting game churns out from it somehow.
KaL YoshiKa's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/05/2009 00:59
KaL YoshiKa
Beats watching grown men smack each other around for awhile doesn't it?
CallMeRotten's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/05/2009 05:17
CallMeRotten
Those crazy Japanese have done it again.
Chronic Logic's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/05/2009 06:01
Chronic Logic
Ooh, an actual tabletop rpg game. Interesting. Where does the porn fit in?
Tino's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/05/2009 10:04
Tino
Is she wearing a snake. As pants. A snake. WTF.
MissHinasaki's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/05/2009 10:24
MissHinasaki
I'll be sure to be looking out for this one...
Holiday's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/05/2009 11:21
Holiday
Those Japanese game developers don't beat around the bush (ahem), they go straight for what every 14 year old Japanese boy wants, boobs and combat.
Mr Kite's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/06/2009 19:28
Mr Kite
I like bewbs and chibi people.
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