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Do any of you remember the screenshots of Namco Bandai's Queen's Blade: Sprial Chaos that accompanied Dale's announcement post a few months ago? Unfortunately, there happened to be some sort of pink filter covering up the most important parts. Well, the game will be released in Japan (where else?) this winter, and its promotional material doesn't leave much to the imagination. If you happen to live across the pond, these promo cards are being offered at retailers like Sofmap.

Queen's Blade originated as a series of "visual combat books" based on the Lost Worlds system. Each character has her own book that details her abilities and stats -- from there, it plays out like any tabletop RPG would. Japan, of course, improved on the system by taking into account this fact: when girls fight, their clothes come off. Makes sense to me.

The series made the jump to anime and, like I said, has now migrated onto the PSP. Queen's Blade: Spiral Chaos is played on a grid (as most strategy RPGs are) and transitions into 2D fighting to settle disputes.

Anyway one of the promo shots (all in the gallery) shows two girls hugging, except one girl's hair has turned into a tentacle and is groping the other one. I swear to God, I couldn't make this stuff up.

Oh, and in cased you missed it, there's a trailer for Queen's Blade: Spiral Chaos below the jump.

[Via Kotaku]

 


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VampireChrist's Avatar
VampireChrist at 07/04/2009 15:06
im enjoying the 'got milk' one
The Juda's Avatar
The Juda at 07/04/2009 15:08
There should be a new rating for games called "GH". Going to Hell if you play this.
The Young Scot's Avatar
The Young Scot at 07/04/2009 15:09
Creepy as fuck
Mr Wrighty 987's Avatar
Mr Wrighty 987 at 07/04/2009 15:15
I just finnished watching the anime and i had a funny feeling this would happen....
mix's Avatar
mix at 07/04/2009 15:17
Well now, I would think this game would spike the PSP sale up like 80,000% if this came over seas....
JusticeDude's Avatar
JusticeDude at 07/04/2009 15:21
This... might be a big Do Want.
Kris S's Avatar
Kris S at 07/04/2009 15:25
@Mr Wrighty

Was the anime any good? And by good I mean actually good and not just good because it has boobs!
GoldenGamerXero's Avatar
GoldenGamerXero at 07/04/2009 15:33
WOAH! Those things are huge! How does someone, especially a unmuscular woman, manage to carry those swords! Anime physics asound me.
Syn's Avatar
Syn at 07/04/2009 15:38
If only I could read Japanese
Doomsday Forte's Avatar
Doomsday Forte at 07/04/2009 15:46
Somehow I can't see this being released even in Japan. Just because.

If it comes over to America, there'll be such a vicious knee-jerk reaction that women wearing less than Victorian-era outfits (showing as little skin as possible) will be banned and burned at the stake.
The Juda's Avatar
The Juda at 07/04/2009 15:49
@Doomsday Forte

War good. Boobs bad.
Timmeh's Avatar
Timmeh at 07/04/2009 15:49
How very... Japanese.
flabzilla's Avatar
flabzilla at 07/04/2009 15:52
Softcore gaming.
Zonic505's Avatar
Zonic505 at 07/04/2009 16:32
See my avatar for my reaction to anime/pics.

Oh, & I should mention that the girl w/ the pink hair w/ rabbit ears/hair can shoot ACID MILK FROM HER NIPPLES!! Oh, & her breasts grow to humongous sizes & explode. All in the 1st episode.
Monodi's Avatar
Monodi at 07/04/2009 16:38
Why does Cleopatra hae a band-aid on her nipple? Did they slit her nipple open?
Xhumation's Avatar
Xhumation at 07/04/2009 16:54
Sometimes I have to admire japan's take on sexuality. it's very open..maybe too open.
ikiryou's Avatar
ikiryou at 07/04/2009 16:55
While I'm all for beautiful character design celebrating the female form, the bouncyness looks really, really painful. Can we not have the bounce-bounce? Proper battle armor for women would surely keep everything in their proper place. *halo suddenly appears over my head*
CRAZYAPE69's Avatar
CRAZYAPE69 at 07/04/2009 17:06
What is it with japanese men and grossly oversized jiggly boobs....
HamalSharatan's Avatar
HamalSharatan at 07/04/2009 17:39
The art is so good, and I like warrior chicks. Claudette and Shizuka for the win!
Furyfire's Avatar
Furyfire at 07/04/2009 17:51
>_> - Well.. least they have more than one weapon at their disposal
Nicojay2's Avatar
Nicojay2 at 07/04/2009 17:52
Fact: When girls fight, their clothes come off.
The Japanese have better facts than us.
JiR INC's Avatar
JiR INC at 07/04/2009 19:34
any straight guy objecting to the game seriously has issues...rpg,boobs and more boobs :D its just like SRW:EF in a way but just more boobage
madman0017's Avatar
madman0017 at 07/04/2009 19:59
Endless Frontier is NOTHING compared to this...
HammerShark's Avatar
HammerShark at 07/04/2009 20:19
@GoldenGamerXero: "cartoons = what is physics?". see your Tom & Jerry.

@Syn: Don't worry, you kinda of pick up the language when you immerse yourself in it. For example: "KIMOCHIII!"

@ikiryou: Baywatch, lots and lots of Baywatch. The ladies can handle themselves, but it's nice we care about their health and self-esteem isn't it?

And to the rest of you who disapprove, you've said your part, now go bother the chains&whips ppl for a bit ("to each his own"), but for godsakes leave the 3 boobed chick from Total Recall ALONE. please?

@JiR INC
You said it. Now we all must band together (but not shake hands) and go forth to continue this protest against those who dare "droop" against that which gives our lives meaning. And I mean peacefully protest because we're all due for long breaks so to speak. Perhaps some will see the light. [yeah yea I know it's cheesy].
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xe-cute at 07/04/2009 20:22
NEEDS MOAR COCK!!!11ELENTYONEone ;)
ErigBurger's Avatar
ErigBurger at 07/04/2009 20:33
That Japanese nipple band-aid fetish thing always creeps me out. Why do they think it's sexy?

@JiR INC: Sorry, I have actual taste in games and artwork. I don't salivate over anything with boobs and experience points in it like you seem to. No offense. :P
JiR INC's Avatar
JiR INC at 07/04/2009 20:50
@erig: I have game taste to the max too all the company wanted to do I guess was to have a little fun because they can.... no offence taken
JLanphear's Avatar
JLanphear at 07/04/2009 22:07
OK, this actually looks fun. And I may actually pick this up. O_O
Qraze's Avatar
Qraze at 07/04/2009 22:47
i'm so fucking hard after seeing that. i'm gonna go download that rape game now. fuck em if i get arrested, literally fuck em.
s0lesurviv0r's Avatar
s0lesurviv0r at 07/04/2009 23:55
I've been tempted to look into this Queen's Blade stuff but I'm hoping that a fighting game churns out from it somehow.
KaL YoshiKa's Avatar
KaL YoshiKa at 07/05/2009 00:59
Beats watching grown men smack each other around for awhile doesn't it?
CallMeRotten's Avatar
CallMeRotten at 07/05/2009 05:17
Those crazy Japanese have done it again.
Chronic Logic's Avatar
Chronic Logic at 07/05/2009 06:01
Ooh, an actual tabletop rpg game. Interesting. Where does the porn fit in?
Tino's Avatar
Tino at 07/05/2009 10:04
Is she wearing a snake. As pants. A snake. WTF.
MissHinasaki's Avatar
MissHinasaki at 07/05/2009 10:24
I'll be sure to be looking out for this one...
Holiday's Avatar
Holiday at 07/05/2009 11:21
Those Japanese game developers don't beat around the bush (ahem), they go straight for what every 14 year old Japanese boy wants, boobs and combat.
Mr Kite's Avatar
Mr Kite at 07/06/2009 19:28
I like bewbs and chibi people.
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