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The PlayStation Portable, content with having conquered the adult market and humiliating the DSi, is now targeting the "tween" demographic with an upcoming promotion. Like a less flamboyant Gary Glitter, SCEE will be homing in on kids between the ages of eight and fifteen, launching the "Your Whole World Is In Your Hands" campaign. Unlike Gary Glitter, however, it will just be their world in their hands.

The pspsinyourhands Web site has launched as a beta test, and in typical Sony fashion, it focuses on everything but the videogames, continuing the PSP's commitment to trying to be everything at once, and failing to excel in any one category. So far, the new site allows you to build your own "world," but we have no idea why we should do that. We might be a bit too old for this chicanery.

"PSP is going for a younger market, which isn’t something we’ve really done before," says UK product manager Claire Backhouse. "Our heartland is 16-24-year-old men and always will be -- they won’t be neglected in the slightest. But the summer’s game releases, such as Harry Potter and Petz, as well as the launch of the new colours, are certainly appealing to an 8-15-year-old audience."

I'm sure it'll work. 

It won't work.








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garison's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/20/2009 08:05
garison
Wait, are they insinuating that Petz is a good game? I don't get it.
Sexualchocolate's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/20/2009 08:23
Sexualchocolate
Sorry Jim, but while the PSP doesn't excel at EVERYTHING it does excel at it's basic function, GAMING.

Everything else is there, and is a bonus. I enjoy dropping Soprano's episodes on my PSP to watch at lunch time, and keeping a backup of my phone's photo's on there as the screen's nice and big for showing friends, not to mention how it works perfectly as a music player. Sure, the web browser needs work, but to sit in the drive through at macdonalds and check out destructoid is a winner!

PSP games kick ass, the only downside being the recent lack of them.

Personally I've not noticed the recent lack of games, been too busy playing Monster Hunter Freedom 2. Bring on Unite! Whooo!
Daniel Carneiro's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/20/2009 08:25
Daniel Carneiro
The headline is a masterpiece
Ikey Heyman's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/20/2009 08:38
Ikey Heyman
I love how "COLORS OMG" seems to be such a kid-oriented feature. I mean....it's just...colors. whoopdeedo. yeah, them kids totally love their colors.
sickNasty's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/20/2009 09:17
sickNasty
2 Roman Polanski jokes in 2 days? Yeesh, get a new joke already.
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/20/2009 09:30
Jim Sterling
"2 Roman Polanski jokes in 2 days? Yeesh, get a new joke already."

OH MY GOD I HAVE USED THE JOKE SO MUCH! NOT TWO JOKES IN JUST TWO DAYS! IT IS AN EPIDEMIC! ARRRRGH!
Josh Tolentino's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/20/2009 09:41
Josh Tolentino
Maybe the whole "world" thing is a not-so-subtle hint as to LittleBigPlanet PSP. I mean, it was already announced, after all.
sickNasty's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/20/2009 10:21
sickNasty
Easy big fellah, I'm not saying it's the end of the world, just saying the joke has been beat to death.

Do a Dtoid search for Roman Polanski and you'll see what I mean.
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/20/2009 10:36
Jim Sterling
Okay, Pete Townsend it is!
sickNasty's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/20/2009 10:44
sickNasty
Bravo! There are plenty of other famous pedophiles ripe for the picking!
Cataract's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/20/2009 10:50
Cataract
It's a brave new world, with brave new pedophiles.
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/20/2009 10:50
Samit Sarkar
Or Gary Glitter!
AgentMOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/20/2009 11:26
AgentMOO
Is it too late to get some Michael Jackson in here?

Wooooooooooooooooooo
Chronic Logic's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/20/2009 15:28
Chronic Logic
Harry Potter? *shudder*
Benson's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/25/2009 15:10
Benson
heh, out of context of the actual article Chronic made Harry Potter sound like a pedophile....
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