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PSA: Xbox 360 spring dashboard update launched photo

If you turn on your Xbox 360 today, be warned that you'll need to sit patiently through a dashboard update for five minutes. You have now been warned. 

The biggest feature of the update is PayPal, which has been added as a new billing option. Now it's never been easy to buy the hot new indie game that everybody's talking about, Spanker's Army

If you're not a PayPal fan, then the most significant change for you is the fact that the fonts will look a little big smoother. Exciting.








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Everyday Legend's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/26/2011 08:10
Everyday Legend
Aaaaaand there's your marketplace downtime, right there.

Hackers, shmackers.
K1NG J0RDAN's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/26/2011 08:10
K1NG J0RDAN
Hahahahahaha
thadoc's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/26/2011 08:16
thadoc
Well I've been wanting a standby feature (included in this update) for the longest. Can't tell you how many times we got smashed drunk and left the Xbox running all night. That can't be good for it.
Joo Oliveira's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/26/2011 08:16
Joo Oliveira
And auto-turnoff! don't forget about that!
Ujn Hunter's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/26/2011 08:17
Ujn Hunter
easier bit proof read
dangeRUSS04's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/26/2011 08:18
dangeRUSS04
and new disc format
Chris Carter's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/26/2011 08:20
Chris Carter
The 360 has always had an auto-turnoff - it was just awfully set to a minimum of 6 hours :-P
anbia's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/26/2011 08:24
anbia
A little BIT smoother.
KingSigy's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/26/2011 08:25
KingSigy
If the font looks smoother, that's good. The current look is miserable.
haterone's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/26/2011 08:35
haterone
EPIC NEWS FAIL!
Update started on 19th and will continue till 30th.
LOL
SedeoInedus's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/26/2011 08:37
SedeoInedus
I thought LitteBig Smoother was PS3 exclusive?
Dhaos's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/26/2011 08:49
Dhaos
Also it broke my netflix... I only have the instant cue and search options. I cant browse anymore... Fucking retarded
Sexualchocolate's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/26/2011 08:52
Sexualchocolate
I might download this eventually, when the 360 gives me a reason to turn it on again....
Everyday Legend's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/26/2011 08:52
Everyday Legend
I think Netflix is doing something - mine was doing that before the update.
LeviticusKitty's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/26/2011 08:54
LeviticusKitty
"fonts will look a little big smoother. Exciting." " Now it's never been easy to buy the hot new indie game that everybody's talking about," - man. Three sentences, fifty words, three hundred pounds of snark, and two glaring mistakes.
KwikPwn's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/26/2011 08:54
KwikPwn
Oh yeah!!! PayPal motherfuckers!!!
dangeRUSS04's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/26/2011 08:54
dangeRUSS04
@dhaos
clear your cache, it didn't break mine and i've had the update since the begining of may
DstryrDestroyer's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/26/2011 08:59
DstryrDestroyer
YAY! SMOOTHER FONTS!!!
Now that's something worth waiting five minutes for. Take that PS3 firmware.
VolksONER's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/26/2011 09:12
VolksONER
My Netflix does that sometimes too. It usually just needs to be restarted.
Chongomaster's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/26/2011 09:29
Chongomaster
"Little big smoother"? I think you meant to say "little bit smoother".
SithZombie's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/26/2011 09:30
SithZombie
@sexchoc, always trollin
Mastrmeatwad's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/26/2011 09:31
Mastrmeatwad
@choco. Dude. Such a troll, is there anyone more of a douche? Sell you fk'n Xbox then, if you even own one. I would guess you don't. Even if you don't like exclusives at retail there are a ton of arcade games that are epic. I think you say you have an Xbox just to justify you trolling it. If you hate it so much give it to a kid who wants one.
Elsa's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/26/2011 09:39
Elsa
meh.
pot's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/26/2011 09:46
pot
Whats your gamertag Sexual choco?
TheJesusNinja26's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/26/2011 09:52
TheJesusNinja26
PAYPAL!!!!!!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
LOVE IT!!!!

If PSN was smart they would jump on that!
CrazyCowboyDon's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/26/2011 10:19
CrazyCowboyDon
Hmm...either they are still rolling this out in stages or the preview program is still on-going as my 360 is still in beta mode with no update prompts to be seen.

Avatar Legends is out though so that's nice.
MasterBalls's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/26/2011 10:21
MasterBalls
Update took absolutely forever to do, and did fuck all. Colour me uninterested.
nanowerx's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/26/2011 10:22
nanowerx
I really don't understand this update. We get a Spring and Fall update every year that usually brings about more than minor changes. This is the biggest non-update they have ever put out, why even bother calling it the Spring update? Wow, Paypal integration, big friggin' deal. Paypal is a horrible company that misuses and misplaces funds on a regular basis. I had to cancel my account last year because the shit was getting ridiculous.

At least I get crisper font on my dashboard to look forward to and access to a new disc format that won't even be implemented into newer games for a while.

Give us the software update for Kinect already!
PrivateIronTFU's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/26/2011 11:13
PrivateIronTFU
@Mastrmeatwad: Hmmm. I could think of at least one person who's more of a douche.
Mr Andy Dixon's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/26/2011 11:29
Mr Andy Dixon
@Sexualchocolate

"I might download this eventually, when the 360 gives me a reason to turn it on again...."



<3
Cortes121's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/26/2011 12:02
Cortes121
What the fuck does SOCOM have to do with 360?
JohnGrisham's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/26/2011 12:06
JohnGrisham
@Cortes121

they both blow.
Mr Andy Dixon's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/26/2011 12:15
Mr Andy Dixon
@Cortes121

I was just pokin' fun at my buddy Sexualchocolate, since he "doesn't have a reason to turn on his 360" because he's preoccupied with Sony's stellar exclusives.

TL;DR - It was a joke.

@JohnGrisham

HEY OH!
nanowerx's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/26/2011 12:26
nanowerx
@johngrisham

If 360s blew more they wouldn't overheat so much.
32BitSin's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/26/2011 12:42
32BitSin
@nanowerx
Mmmmmhhhmmmmm!
32BitSin's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/26/2011 12:45
32BitSin
I have two words for you SexChoco: BEAT HAZARD!

Best game from the Indie games ever! I'm being serious too, unlike Jim's jab at Spanker's Army.
Twin65050's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/26/2011 16:13
Twin65050
I'm starting to think something is wrong with my 360. First when xbox live was down, mine was still working. Now the update launched but I get no update.
Twin65050's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/26/2011 16:17
Twin65050
Never mind. I guess this is the same update that launched last week.
comicretard's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/26/2011 22:46
comicretard
Smoother font? Permanent erection.
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