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PS3 Vegas II getting patch soon: Because patches make everything better photo

Our very own Gameboi shared his personal woes with trying to get the PS3 version of Rainbow Six Vegas II to work online, and informed us that Ubisoft was well aware of the issue. In follow up news, the publisher has confirmed that a patch will be coming soon to address the issue.

Responding to one hapless gamer, Ubisoft's statement was this:

This issue is currently being worked on by the development team. Unfortunately, we do not have an ETA on when it will be resolved, but it  should not be long.

And a patch makes everything it better, doesn't it? Frankly, this is yet another example of a malignant "patch culture" that I predicted would crop up on consoles sooner rather than later. I think it's quite despicable that no sooner do consoles integrate more with the Internet, than companies start relying on patches to make up for shoddy workmanship.

Just remember that not everyone has a console hooked up to high speed (which wouldn't be an issue in this case, but would certainly be for others) and a sloppy reliance on post-release patching is both inexcusable and disrespectful to consumers. Sadly I don't see scenarios like this one disappearing any time soon. As long as there's facilitation to rush a product out the door, you bet your arse a fair few publishers are going to take the easy route. To Hell with testing, let's grab the cash and worry about the playability later, right?

Not cool, in my opinion. Not cool at all.








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Butmac's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2008 12:45
Butmac
Boo, c'mon Jim I want a caption on that pic!
slapme7times's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2008 12:46
slapme7times
it's awesome to see consoles look more like pc's everyday.

=(
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2008 12:47
Jim Sterling
Butmac: Considering the physical state I'm in, it's a wonder I'm writing anything, let alone coming up with captions.
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2008 12:50
king3vbo
I hate this whole "patch it after release" mentality that companies are getting. People without internet hooked up to their consoles get screwed over.
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2008 12:51
Darren Nakamura
You were the one who predicted that developers would release patches for their games on consoles? What foresight you have, Jim!
loki d20's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2008 12:52
loki d20
I agree with your sentiment, Jim, but it's like talking to a brick wall these days.
Butmac's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2008 12:54
Butmac
Jim: Fair enough. I will help you. Have a dash pointing at the "Protection" and "Mobility" section and say something relating to Paris Hilton, an STD, protection, and the upcoming patch - but used in a medical way. like

"Hopefully this patch will kill this damn burning sensation. Paris Hilton ftl."

I don't mean to gloat but that's pretty good Jim.
njsykora's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2008 12:58
njsykora
Nintendo don't patch games and I don't remember seeing a patch for a Sega game. The old class know what it means to release a finished game.
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2008 13:01
Jim Sterling
We have just isolated the reason why Butmac does not write captions for me.
big filth's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2008 13:03
big filth
[img]https://secure.magicparlor.com/catalog/images/eyepatch.jpg[/img]

patches!
big filth's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2008 13:04
big filth
^

wow! how could something so simple be done so poorly?

I fail.
Butmac's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2008 13:09
Butmac
Beggars and the sickly can't be choosers JimJam! Oh, how about this:

"Bullsh*t!"
"That's what your mom said!"

J/k



Love you Jim
tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2008 13:14
tazarthayoot


did i miss any british phrases? i think i got them all.
Rifter01's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2008 13:15
Rifter01
Y'know after proving the game they're 'done' with isn't.. we should 'gift' all lazy dev's with things to help them not be lazy.. Oh, say, a cactus programming chair, a paycut, or threatening them with having to parade around in horrible clothing and hair to wear infront of and be judged by Kotaku's BCrecente ("Hair Crecente") and BAshcraft.. Now that would be proper punshiment if u ask me.. mu hu haha!
BluDesign's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2008 13:22
BluDesign
@tazar

"Bangers and mash" is also a euphemism for sex, I think.
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2008 13:22
Jim Sterling
It's not until Tazar that I've ever heard of "scurry scurry" being introduced into the big book of British phrases.
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2008 13:22
Snaileb
<3 Tazar
tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2008 13:24
tazarthayoot
I heard a guy say it once on the BBC, I just assumed it was legit.

Wait, maybe it was MTV. Close enough.
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2008 13:29
Jim Sterling
Well, "scurry" is a proper word, but don't you guys use that in America?
big filth's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2008 13:31
big filth
"Well, "scurry" is a proper word, but don't you guys use that in America?"

no
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2008 13:38
Jim Sterling
Strange. It means to run away, usually quite meekly or cowardly.

This is a better conversation than Vegas II, btw.
tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2008 13:41
tazarthayoot
Isn't that what mice do?

Yeah, we don't use that word in this country. We rather "fuckabout," as in:

"The mouse done just fuckabout the house."
galagabug 's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2008 13:42
galagabug
impatient gamers + money hungry publisher = patch culture.

we're just as guilty as the publishers. if this game were to be delayed, i'm sure the post would also be negative. its a lose lose.
Drunkmac's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2008 13:42
Drunkmac
whaa?A?????? I donm't get whyle you didnt use mycaption JIM!!! scurryscurryscurryscurryscurry rascaly rabbits and scccurrry!
Rifter01's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2008 13:45
Rifter01
Well, I tried to stay on topic LOL =D
-My 3 favorite British words/phrases:

Bah! Bloody 'ell! For F*ks Sake!
tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2008 13:46
tazarthayoot
O dang Druckmac is on the scene.

What about bit knackered? What does that mean? I think it means to bite a girls nipples, t or f?
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2008 13:49
Jim Sterling
To be "knackered" means to be tired. This comes, I believe, from when horses were old and tired and sent to be turned into glue (the place where horses were rent apart was called the "knacker's yard")
HarassmentPanda's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2008 14:03
HarassmentPanda
It's good that games can be fixed now instead of just being broken and requiring huge recalls (see: SNK v. Capcom: Card Fighters on the DS); however, developers seem to be taking advantage of this and skipping costly QA.
Volomon's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2008 14:12
Volomon
"Sorry to dissapoint but there has not been any official statement as described above.

Be assured when there is we will post it here on these forums in addition to or instead of external sources certainly not instead off Wink

I'll lock this one to save any ongoing confusion but any new updates will be posted either in the existing thread a new sticky to replace it"

http://forums.ubi.com/eve/forums/a/tpc/f/1991064316/m/7001097446
Butmac's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2008 14:17
Butmac
If Jim talked to a Ubisoft rep I'm gonna believe Jim over a forum mod. I mean that's all I'm sayin
Rifter01's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2008 14:21
Rifter01
there's a patch.. now that's better!
Volomon's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2008 14:27
Volomon
You must not have read the post on this very page Butmac.
moot button's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2008 14:37
moot button
patches are like band-aids for my video games!?
Timmeh's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2008 14:43
Timmeh
Another great thing about patch culture is that if your game sells poorly, you can just abandon it and never bother patching issues that would have eaten up a lot of dev time fixing or have the office junior code a fix up when he isn't too busy between 3-4pm on every 3rd Thursday of the month. Much better than spending more dev time (money) pre-release and further reducing potential profits.

High speed internet is a great replacement for competent staff - I see reps telling people on forums that commonly experienced problems are due to the nature of PC gaming. The fact that some companies can release stuff with very efficient coding & good compatability levels and be pretty prompt about patching other issues proves it.
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2008 16:38
Samit Sarkar
Tazar is awesome...but he forgot “Can’t be arsed,” which is something that no one in America says. Also, console patch culture FTL.
Eschatos's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2008 16:57
Eschatos
When's the PC version out?
mistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2008 17:13
mistic
Maybe M$ and Sony should make it impossible to submit patches in the first 2 months after a game has been released? then they'll be forced to do a better job... and then they can just release 1 patch to solve all the crap that they 'forgot' about...
TrailerParkJesus's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2008 17:26
TrailerParkJesus
This patching business it absurd. I say, if a developer has to patch a game they rushed, we each get like, 500 MS points or some kind of inconvenience compensation.
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2008 22:23
Bob Muir
Damn, I fucking hate this patching practice. It's fine for adding tweaks to a game when certain exploits have been found, but beyond that, it's just sloppy.
Replica23's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2008 23:48
Replica23
It doesn't really bother my friends an I very much as we kind of play behind the curve anyway. This just gives us yet another reason to wait 3-6 months before making a purchase, cheaper prices and major issues (in most cases, glares Vegas on PC) resolved. At least most single player experience don't suffer from this shit.
Namzar's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/25/2008 03:45
Namzar
UBiSOFT will always be known as UBiGAY. Their servers have always and forever will be behind every online service. Everyone out does them, including EA. They should either learn how to manage their own networks or just stop trying. This game is worse than their Splinter cell double agent game.
Timmeh's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/25/2008 13:27
Timmeh
I loved playing Double Agent on my 8800 series video card, Spider Scrawl Fisher and crazy flashing multicolour backgrounds are epic.
SkeevyGurl921's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/12/2011 08:15
SkeevyGurl921
Sweet!
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