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PS3 Vegas II getting patch soon: Because patches make everything better

12:47 PM on 03.24.2008, Jim Sterling 45 comments

PS3 Vegas II getting patch soon: Because patches make everything better photo
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Our very own Gameboi shared his personal woes with trying to get the PS3 version of Rainbow Six Vegas II to work online, and informed us that Ubisoft was well aware of the issue. In follow up news, the publisher has confirmed that a patch will be coming soon to address the issue.

Responding to one hapless gamer, Ubisoft's statement was this:

This issue is currently being worked on by the development team. Unfortunately, we do not have an ETA on when it will be resolved, but it  should not be long.

And a patch makes everything it better, doesn't it? Frankly, this is yet another example of a malignant "patch culture" that I predicted would crop up on consoles sooner rather than later. I think it's quite despicable that no sooner do consoles integrate more with the Internet, than companies start relying on patches to make up for shoddy workmanship.

Just remember that not everyone has a console hooked up to high speed (which wouldn't be an issue in this case, but would certainly be for others) and a sloppy reliance on post-release patching is both inexcusable and disrespectful to consumers. Sadly I don't see scenarios like this one disappearing any time soon. As long as there's facilitation to rush a product out the door, you bet your arse a fair few publishers are going to take the easy route. To Hell with testing, let's grab the cash and worry about the playability later, right?

Not cool, in my opinion. Not cool at all.


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Jim Sterling's Avatar
Jim Sterling at 03/24/2008 12:47
Butmac: Considering the physical state I'm in, it's a wonder I'm writing anything, let alone coming up with captions.
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king3vbo at 03/24/2008 12:50
I hate this whole "patch it after release" mentality that companies are getting. People without internet hooked up to their consoles get screwed over.
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Dexter345 at 03/24/2008 12:51
You were the one who predicted that developers would release patches for their games on consoles? What foresight you have, Jim!
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loki d20 at 03/24/2008 12:52
I agree with your sentiment, Jim, but it's like talking to a brick wall these days.
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Butmac at 03/24/2008 12:54
Jim: Fair enough. I will help you. Have a dash pointing at the "Protection" and "Mobility" section and say something relating to Paris Hilton, an STD, protection, and the upcoming patch - but used in a medical way. like

"Hopefully this patch will kill this damn burning sensation. Paris Hilton ftl."

I don't mean to gloat but that's pretty good Jim.
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njsykora at 03/24/2008 12:56
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njsykora at 03/24/2008 12:58
Nintendo don't patch games and I don't remember seeing a patch for a Sega game. The old class know what it means to release a finished game.
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Jim Sterling at 03/24/2008 13:01
We have just isolated the reason why Butmac does not write captions for me.
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big filth at 03/24/2008 13:03
[img]https://secure.magicparlor.com/catalog/images/eyepatch.jpg[/img]

patches!
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big filth at 03/24/2008 13:04
^

wow! how could something so simple be done so poorly?

I fail.
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Butmac at 03/24/2008 13:09
Beggars and the sickly can't be choosers JimJam! Oh, how about this:

"Bullsh*t!"
"That's what your mom said!"

J/k



Love you Jim
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tazarthayoot at 03/24/2008 13:14


did i miss any british phrases? i think i got them all.
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Rifter01 at 03/24/2008 13:15
Y'know after proving the game they're 'done' with isn't.. we should 'gift' all lazy dev's with things to help them not be lazy.. Oh, say, a cactus programming chair, a paycut, or threatening them with having to parade around in horrible clothing and hair to wear infront of and be judged by Kotaku's BCrecente ("Hair Crecente") and BAshcraft.. Now that would be proper punshiment if u ask me.. mu hu haha!
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BluDesign at 03/24/2008 13:22
@tazar

"Bangers and mash" is also a euphemism for sex, I think.
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Jim Sterling at 03/24/2008 13:22
It's not until Tazar that I've ever heard of "scurry scurry" being introduced into the big book of British phrases.
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Snaileb at 03/24/2008 13:22
<3 Tazar
tazarthayoot's Avatar
tazarthayoot at 03/24/2008 13:24
I heard a guy say it once on the BBC, I just assumed it was legit.

Wait, maybe it was MTV. Close enough.
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Jim Sterling at 03/24/2008 13:29
Well, "scurry" is a proper word, but don't you guys use that in America?
big filth's Avatar
big filth at 03/24/2008 13:31
"Well, "scurry" is a proper word, but don't you guys use that in America?"

no
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Jim Sterling at 03/24/2008 13:38
Strange. It means to run away, usually quite meekly or cowardly.

This is a better conversation than Vegas II, btw.
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tazarthayoot at 03/24/2008 13:41
Isn't that what mice do?

Yeah, we don't use that word in this country. We rather "fuckabout," as in:

"The mouse done just fuckabout the house."
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galagabug at 03/24/2008 13:42
impatient gamers + money hungry publisher = patch culture.

we're just as guilty as the publishers. if this game were to be delayed, i'm sure the post would also be negative. its a lose lose.
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Drunkmac at 03/24/2008 13:42
whaa?A?????? I donm't get whyle you didnt use mycaption JIM!!! scurryscurryscurryscurryscurry rascaly rabbits and scccurrry!
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Rifter01 at 03/24/2008 13:45
Well, I tried to stay on topic LOL =D
-My 3 favorite British words/phrases:

Bah! Bloody 'ell! For F*ks Sake!
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tazarthayoot at 03/24/2008 13:46
O dang Druckmac is on the scene.

What about bit knackered? What does that mean? I think it means to bite a girls nipples, t or f?
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Jim Sterling at 03/24/2008 13:49
To be "knackered" means to be tired. This comes, I believe, from when horses were old and tired and sent to be turned into glue (the place where horses were rent apart was called the "knacker's yard")
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HarassmentPanda at 03/24/2008 14:03
It's good that games can be fixed now instead of just being broken and requiring huge recalls (see: SNK v. Capcom: Card Fighters on the DS); however, developers seem to be taking advantage of this and skipping costly QA.
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Volomon at 03/24/2008 14:12
"Sorry to dissapoint but there has not been any official statement as described above.

Be assured when there is we will post it here on these forums in addition to or instead of external sources certainly not instead off Wink

I'll lock this one to save any ongoing confusion but any new updates will be posted either in the existing thread a new sticky to replace it"

http://forums.ubi.com/eve/forums/a/tpc/f/1991064316/m/7001097446
Butmac's Avatar
Butmac at 03/24/2008 14:17
If Jim talked to a Ubisoft rep I'm gonna believe Jim over a forum mod. I mean that's all I'm sayin
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Rifter01 at 03/24/2008 14:19
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Rifter01 at 03/24/2008 14:21
there's a patch.. now that's better!
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Volomon at 03/24/2008 14:27
You must not have read the post on this very page Butmac.
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moot button at 03/24/2008 14:37
patches are like band-aids for my video games!?
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Timmeh at 03/24/2008 14:43
Another great thing about patch culture is that if your game sells poorly, you can just abandon it and never bother patching issues that would have eaten up a lot of dev time fixing or have the office junior code a fix up when he isn't too busy between 3-4pm on every 3rd Thursday of the month. Much better than spending more dev time (money) pre-release and further reducing potential profits.

High speed internet is a great replacement for competent staff - I see reps telling people on forums that commonly experienced problems are due to the nature of PC gaming. The fact that some companies can release stuff with very efficient coding & good compatability levels and be pretty prompt about patching other issues proves it.
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Samit Sarkar at 03/24/2008 16:38
Tazar is awesome...but he forgot “Can’t be arsed,” which is something that no one in America says. Also, console patch culture FTL.
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Eschatos at 03/24/2008 16:57
When's the PC version out?
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mistic at 03/24/2008 17:13
Maybe M$ and Sony should make it impossible to submit patches in the first 2 months after a game has been released? then they'll be forced to do a better job... and then they can just release 1 patch to solve all the crap that they 'forgot' about...
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TrailerParkJesus at 03/24/2008 17:26
This patching business it absurd. I say, if a developer has to patch a game they rushed, we each get like, 500 MS points or some kind of inconvenience compensation.
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Necros at 03/24/2008 22:23
Damn, I fucking hate this patching practice. It's fine for adding tweaks to a game when certain exploits have been found, but beyond that, it's just sloppy.
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Replica23 at 03/24/2008 23:48
It doesn't really bother my friends an I very much as we kind of play behind the curve anyway. This just gives us yet another reason to wait 3-6 months before making a purchase, cheaper prices and major issues (in most cases, glares Vegas on PC) resolved. At least most single player experience don't suffer from this shit.
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Namzar at 03/25/2008 03:45
UBiSOFT will always be known as UBiGAY. Their servers have always and forever will be behind every online service. Everyone out does them, including EA. They should either learn how to manage their own networks or just stop trying. This game is worse than their Splinter cell double agent game.
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Timmeh at 03/25/2008 13:27
I loved playing Double Agent on my 8800 series video card, Spider Scrawl Fisher and crazy flashing multicolour backgrounds are epic.
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