Okay, sometimes people are hardcore freaks, like the type you meet when you go to a circus out in the middle of nowhere, and that can be kind of inspiring: you know those people have challenging and yet ultimately fulfilling lives. Then, you have another variety of freak which is able to blend into the general populace; that's where Xbox 360 guy here fits in (unless he has his hair dyed green too).
There's nothing wrong with his digs, they're actually kind of cool considering the effort he must have put into them. What's wrong is his voice. He sounds truly scary the entire time he's telling you about his creation, with a tone that's somehow simultaneously masturbatory and reverential. You try to get into a fanboy war with this guy, he might kill you and mount your head in here as a prize.
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2:07 PM on 12.11.2008
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Also, from the sound of his voice he sounds like the type of guy that kidnaps helpless women off of the street and drags them into that room of horror where they are forced to play Undertow for days on end.
It also sounds like he's touching himself while he's filming.
From a chamber in the room ... "I think it's D-pad is broken!"
"Don't you break my controller!"
"Don't you make be break your controller!"
"You don't know what pain is!"
"Pain is on the PS3, you dumbass!"
Man that is some scary shit. It almost feels like a joke, but judging by the room I guess it couldn't be.
Holyetheline: Yeah, in what way could this guy possibly function in society well enough to pay for all that shit?
Also, LOLOLOLOL @ every red ring joke
MARKETING HINT: no beer in fridge. Indeed, if this guy is >21 (which hopefully he is ot make this room) he'd have ot have some beer in his fridge-- especially if he was going to be in a room that garishly green. Indeed, Microsoft loves their marketing (viral or otherwise) to be obsessively Rated E, and showing alcohol is a definite T rating.
ARTIST HINT: If this guy were just some schmo without any degree of artistic integrity, how did he layout the room so gracefully? Why did he opt for a surreal checkboard tile pattern instead of a giant Master Chief decal? Why, indeed, did he choose the 360 as his theme instead of is favourite game? While not subtle, this guy may be an artist, because the room has a modicum of design talent in it.
So, marketer or artist? Mix 'em together, and get a creative director. Which means the guy in charge of viral marketing. I expect Bike Hero to go past him room shortly.
His voice wasn't refined enough to be Lector- more like Buffalo Bill instead.
It rubs the lotion on its skin.
Nice work, my friend, nice work.
Saw this ages ago, and didn't think too much of it. However I think you're onto something here. I mean, he has 4 controllers and only 2 chairs too?
Pretty funny though.
Maybe next he'll build a room dedicated to broccoli, his favorite food.
People are weird.
If I'm going to drink alcohol, I'm going to make it a manly and good tasting drink like Rum. Fuck your fucking beer. Nasty shit. But overall, I don't drink. Drunk people are jackasses.
The fridge is awesome though, I wish we had one. The rest of the room is creepy. I would've went with black lights or maybe blue. But I'm not a big fan of the color green. Except for that special green yknowatimean.
I want some too!!!
who's there?
xbox360 room
xbox360 Shroom?
room...
groom?
ROOM
whom?
how did dtoid and kotaku JUST find this? it's been around forever :|