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PS3 exclusive Agent gets a Web site, and that's about all photo

We don’t really know
much at all about Agent.
Rockstar’s making it.

(If Take-Two top-brass
are to be believed, it will
turn out “very cool.”)

Now there’s a Web site,
but this agent of insight
kind of fails right now.

No trailers, no screens;
not even looping music.
Hastily set live?

Excited parties
can just keep spamming F5
until something shows.


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EternalDarkWing's Avatar
EternalDarkWing at 06/25/2009 13:41
Nice haikus brah.
Double J's Avatar
Double J at 06/25/2009 13:45
Keep this format up. You can write an article on dog poo in the format of Haiku, and it will be fascinating to me.

In fact, yes. Write a haiku about dog poo. thx.
SpilledMilk's Avatar
SpilledMilk at 06/25/2009 13:49
I feel like there should be a dtoid intern haiku off in which the winner gains enlightenment, and basically goes on to write the best game ever.
I'm somehow aren't interested in that game in any shape of form.
etirflita's Avatar
etirflita at 06/25/2009 13:57
@Double J:
beautiful Thursday,
going for a walk outside
I step in something.
Onlineatron's Avatar
Onlineatron at 06/25/2009 14:45
I keep pressing F5 on the page... but nothing seems to be happening.

Don't worry Sports Fans, I shall use the power of percerverance to overcome this un-godly abomination!
Log1c's Avatar
Log1c at 06/25/2009 15:23
Haiku can be fun,
Sometimes it doesn't make sense
Refridgerator
DinnertimeNinja's Avatar
DinnertimeNinja at 06/25/2009 20:11
What's up with the haiku stuff?

How about some limericks to mix it up?


There once was a company named Rockstar
Who put up a new website, but so far..
There's not much to know
"Coming soon" and a logo
I bet there'll be a guy with a cigar?


It needs work, but I think there's potential.
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