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PS3 banned for the UK's inmates. Not banned? Gang anal sodomy photo

If you woke up this morning jealous of the awesome lives lead by those who have murdered and raped people in the UK, you can feel a little bit better about your lame, unconfined existence as CNet brings word that John Reid, the Home Secretary of the UK, has opted to ban Sony's PlayStation 3 from the commonwealth's prisons.

According to the article, the systems "could be used to send or receive radio signals with its built-in Wi-Fi and connectivity features", thus allowing the inmates to send coded messages to the outside, plan gang activity, or call fifteen year old kids f**-n*****s.

Why one would even have to make this decision makes my head hurt. There was actually a point at which they were considering giving their imprisoned felons the latest in home gaming technology? Sure, I suppose handing someone a system rich with technological prowess, yet lacking in worthwhile games is a kind of punishment, but couldn't they just stick to the old, proven methods, like tazering, and shanking chaps in the yard?








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atheistium's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2007 20:58
atheistium
you get everything in prison, having games consoles would not surprise me.
Joseph Leray's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2007 21:02
Joseph Leray
Anal sodomy ? Is there any other type of sodomy? I hate being vaginally sodomized.
dprime's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2007 21:10
dprime
Lawl at orcist.

As punishment they should make them play Wii Sports in a room full of spikes.
Kif 's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2007 21:14
Kif
UK prisons kick ass if they have to make this decision.
Joseph Leray's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2007 21:36
Joseph Leray
Hrm... pwnt.
Halfaraisin's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2007 21:58
Halfaraisin
Regardless of the technical issues / capabilities of the PS3 or similar devices that may (or may not) be abused for nefarious purposes, the real question is WHY should fucking criminals get these while in prison ???

They're supposed to be punished for their crimes - not having a jolly good time playing PS3 while serving their time ffs.

inmate #1: "what ya in for buddy?"
inmate #2: "murder, robbery, arson, raping wii owners"

inmate #1: "cool - lets play some PS3"
inmate #2: "i hope rockstar brings GTA4 to the PS3 cos I need to kill some cops"
Cory_t_'s Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2007 22:18
Cory_t_
Orcist makes a good point, the word 'anal' is redundant.

atheistium is also right. Inmates don't have the most lavish lives, but they are far (and I mean FAR) from deprived.
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2007 22:20
Aaron Mxy Yost
I say let them have the PS3s, but the only game they get to play is Mobile Suit Gundam: Crossfire.
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2007 22:26
Sharpless
I say, let them have the PS3 - only, they have to pay for it. It's just like getting plowed up the ass!
Natedizzle's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2007 22:40
Natedizzle
WTF mate?
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2007 22:40
Darren Nakamura
They should provide each inmate with an Atari Jaguar and require that they play Alien vs. Predator.
deanhatescoffee's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2007 23:08
deanhatescoffee
I think they should all have to share an NES with a copy of Dynowarz. No other games. Now THAT'S punishment.
Crunshii's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/31/2007 00:29
Crunshii
na dean... make them play ghostbusters for nes... oh wait, this is not self-suicide prison class... is it?
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/31/2007 01:11
Aaron Mxy Yost
Two words: Deadly Towers.
bleep's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/31/2007 02:26
bleep
why would I wake up jealous of my fellow inmates?
DrRockso's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/31/2007 10:04
DrRockso
Why'd you censor Fig Newtons?
Bricfa's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2007 13:01
Bricfa
well they could still use the 20g version so who cares really.
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