Longtime readers will know that I love so-called "lifestyle" galleries. This is when a company shows you how to enjoy a gaming system in real life by making a bunch of people dress like derping douchebags while striking forced, insincere poses. Because real life looks like that.
The PlayStation Vita has gotten its own selection of images, full of tight denim jackets and glazed, grinning expressions. Interestingly, there are no women in these galleries, indicating that the Vita is just for men. Smirking, airbrushed men in bright yellow hoodies and red jeans. F*cking pricks.
As usual, I have taken to naming them in order of appearance. Janson "I Have A Guitar" Smarmy, Retardo Crotchrot, and Sniffing Peabody. Aren't they a wacky bunch?
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What¿ I didn't understand that.
What a douche.
Also, I'm a guy, but it annoys me that there are no women anywhere. This reinforces the stereotype that immature man-children play videogames instead of socialising IRL.
Godammit Sony, you sure know how to kerb my enthusiasm just a little bit with every new thing I hear about Vita!
It'll happen.
That one REALLY fucks me off, not because he has both a cup of tea AND an orange juice, but because the Vita is upside-fucking-down!!!
Dream Club Zero Portable already lets you feed them bananas with the touch screen. I know. I own it XD
source: nvidia.com.br
Here it goes:
(can anyone delete the previous post?)
Man, seriously, either that dude grew up in a residence that could only be described as a "compound," and has never touched a video game in his life, or he is driving the worlds most panty-soakingly amazing invisible future car.
Stay classy. Always.
PS Vita to be sold exclusively at Abercrombie & Fitch in the United States. Free cologne with pre-order.
"Soccer" is called "football" outside the US.
Much more appropriate to call a game that plays with a egg with only their hands (and where only one person is designated to kick the ball) am I right?
Handegg is more appropriate