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Prove nothing is sacred and win an Xbox 360 with Sacred 2 photo

Sacred 2 is coming to home consoles this month and to celebrate, our friends at Rocket XL want to give someone in the Destructoid community an Xbox 360 along with a copy of CDV's RPG sequel and some assorted swag. All you have to do is prove that nothing is sacred by posting an evil-minded reply to this post.

Yes ... we did run a similar contest a while ago for the PC version of the game, but since that contest was my idea, I feel no shame in recycling it for my own purposes. If you want to win an Xbox 360, just post in this thread with evidence of the greatest sacrilege mankind has known. It can be a photograph or a video, just make sure its original, inventive, and not sacred in the least. The most sacrilegious and/or funny post wins the prize!

Here's what we have to offer:

FIRST PRIZE: Xbox 360, Sacred 2 & Sacred 2 Merchandise
RUNNER UP PRIZE: Copy of Sacred 2 for 360 or PS3 & Sacred 2 Merchandise

The contest ends on May 31, so make sure your entry is in this thread by then. You can enter multiple times, so if you have a more sacrilegious idea after posting, just post again because we won't turn down the damn pageview. Once again, we'll be able to run this contest worldwide, so feel free to enter, wherever you're from. 

We look forward to seeing you prove that, indeed, nothing is sacred.

[Update: THE "DON'T POST PORN" RULE IS STILL IN EFFECT. GOOD GOD!]






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Monodi's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2009 20:06
Monodi


Double-Dog Dare to the one who beats it
Jawmuncher's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2009 20:13
Jawmuncher
I'm sorry but i'm still confused as to what I need to do.
Chalk it up to my retardedness I guess.
mo0man's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2009 20:14
mo0man
Jim Sterling is not god
Drauglim's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2009 20:18
Drauglim
Raping my friend's mother's nose after hollowing it out into one big nostril, and sadly I thought of this before with my friend.
lawler102's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2009 20:24
lawler102


I dressed up as a priest for halloween, but I used cheap boxed wine as the body of christ and saltines as the blood. Also I had a shirt on underneath that said "There are 2 peoplefucking on the back of this shirt" on the back it said "Just kidding, believe in Jesus"
Trevor McGee's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2009 20:25
Trevor McGee
How about digging up the corpse of a 80 year old woman and sodomizing it while smashing kittens with a large wooden mallet and punching puppies on the snout?
lawler102's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2009 20:26
lawler102
EDIT: I used the Franzia as the Blood and the saltines as the body, sorry for the edit.
Gatsby's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2009 20:26
Gatsby
I voted for Bush twice.
ArcticFox's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2009 20:27
ArcticFox
The aristocrats!
Havoc Fang's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2009 20:27
Havoc Fang
Star Ocean: Till The End of Time.
Daxelman's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2009 20:28
Daxelman
I'll try.



Gotta love Tumblr.
Chris Carter's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2009 20:29
Chris Carter
Ok so you go out to the graveyard with a few goth kids, and dig up a few corpses (preferably only people over 80: in undead years). Then, you bring out your lime and salt. First, you lick the salt, MUNG the body, then squirt the lime into your mouth.
Monodi's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2009 20:30
Monodi
@Sgt Cheesecake

I am sorry but that is amazing.
Puppy Licks's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2009 20:32
Puppy Licks
An oldie but a goodie.


This one's for you Jim.
Sin's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2009 20:35
Sin
The existence of 4chan.org's anonymous community known as "/b/".
(WARNING: Just about any investigation of this will just about guarantee to lead you to NSFW waters.)
MEE's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2009 20:35
MEE


yes, that is my crotch and my home-made Dtoid helmet that i wore for haloween.
neimer's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2009 20:37
neimer
If there is a God, I pray that he has Rocket XL give away a 360 that has the red ring of death. Also, replace Sacred 2 with Superman 64.
SpiralViper's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2009 20:39
SpiralViper
hello.jpg
Sin's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2009 20:39
Sin
Dragonball Evolution
MEE's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2009 20:40
MEE
@ sin - /me facepalm.jpeg
Faust2814's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2009 20:46
Faust2814
Raul Julia is a horrible actor.
Man from Teusdy's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2009 20:48
Man from Teusdy
Knock Knock
Who's there?
9/11
9/11 who?
I thought you'd never forget
Count Grishnack's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2009 20:50
Count Grishnack
Dante's Inferno, the game.
Ok Abacus's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2009 20:51
Ok Abacus
Video Games are childish play things, suitable only for the mentally challenged and sociopathic murderers.
BS3 Owner's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2009 20:51
BS3 Owner
There is no vaccine against stupidity.
Ben Perlee's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2009 20:52
Ben Perlee
hmmmm, this reach realms of sacraliciousness, but I don't think we've gotten it so far.
Faust2814's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2009 20:55
Faust2814
Drake of the 99 Dragons and Aquaman Battle for Atlantis are the best videogames ever.
g4torturedsoul's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2009 20:55
g4torturedsoul
I would eat pages of the Holy fucking Bible during 3rd period religion class to hold me over until 4th period lunch I stuck to book of revelation fire and brimstone gave it a smokey flavor.
stabbing-dead-monkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2009 20:56
stabbing-dead-monkey
What's the best thing about twenty two year olds?
A: There's twenty of them
Daxelman's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2009 21:00
Daxelman
I fucked ET with a chainsaw, and he liked it.

If that isn't enough,



Still gotta love Tumblr.
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2009 21:01
Sharpless
I wish I was better at these things. I can't top what's already been posted.
FrankHowley's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2009 21:02
FrankHowley
TOO MUCH! NO NUDITY! -- CTZ
Ceallach's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2009 21:05
Ceallach
http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/466/805732020jessie20jimsug.jpg
Monodi's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2009 21:05
Monodi
^ Bahahaha
Jawmuncher's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2009 21:06
Jawmuncher
Destructoid Sucks, it's the worse website to ever grace the internets
Daxelman's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2009 21:10
Daxelman
I got one more before I go fuck Annie from 1982;

Fuck Metal Gear Solid.
Blasto's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2009 21:11
Blasto
as I don't really hold anything sacred,I'm drawing a blank here.But for being disgusting,Puppy Licks skeet fighter link should be tough to beat,holy fuck man lol
RamenDragon's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2009 21:12
RamenDragon
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news1099/pokemon.html
and
http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/Evils%20in%20America/Rock-n-Roll/guitar_hero.htm

If that doesn't ironically do it for you, I don't know what does.
Trevkor's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2009 21:12
Trevkor
The ESRB is a perfectly sensible organization.
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