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8:30 PM on 03.28.2007, Colette Bennett

30 comments

Mario

Well, you might as well say so. I'm not sure what I find more hilarious, the slogan itself or the strategically placed mushroom. I'm trying to decide what my reaction would be if I removed a boy's pants and found these awaiting me. Somehow I don't envision the sexy shared laugh, then on to the boot knockin'. There's some dorky things that are sexy, and then there's some dorky things that should never have anything to do with sex. Somehow I think these are one of the latter, but maybe you just have to see a tent pitched in them to get the full effect.

[Thanks to Geoff for the tippage]

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Geoff at 03/28/2007 20:40

donkeykong at 03/28/2007 20:46

Yeah i dunno, I've got boxers with sesame street characters on them. Is that worse? No one knows. But... there's a good chance that if a lady wants to take a boy's pants off, she's not gonna make a second trip for the boxers if she can take it all of with one swift motion. The boxers will never be seen.

Necros at 03/28/2007 20:46

If I had a girlfriend, I'm sure she'd break up with me the moment she saw those.

Mxyzptlk at 03/28/2007 20:52

I have Mighty Mouse boxers on, how's them apples?

atheistium at 03/28/2007 20:59

We need more geek panties <3

grrza at 03/28/2007 21:04

I wouldn't mind seeing those on a girl.

ekoala2002 at 03/28/2007 21:20

I was actually thinking of buying those....Maybe not so much now

bluexy at 03/28/2007 21:36

Lesson Learned: Italian plumbers want to gobble my super mushroom.

Black Mage Slim at 03/28/2007 21:55

i have ones like that except they're zelda. and the link on 'em isnt even accurate. he's right handed on my boxers...

pierce at 03/28/2007 22:15

@ grzza:

uh... you want to see bigger is better panties on a girl? uh..

Sharpless at 03/28/2007 22:19

I second atheistium's statement.

And, frankly, I think the boxers should have an appropriately-placed winged goomba on them. You know, for accuracy...

What? Yours doesn't have wings? Er, um...

deanhatescoffee at 03/28/2007 22:48

"I'm trying to decide what my reaction would be if I removed a boy's pants" - I'm not sure if "boy" was the best word to use here, as I was immediately confused and thought our dear Colette was, perhaps, a ChiMo in disguise. :(

Boxer-briefs FTW.

DannyBoy at 03/28/2007 23:13

So I guess the Monty Python boxers I'm rockin won't be the hit with the ladies I hoped they would? :(

Gameboi at 03/28/2007 23:26

I don't know. The last thing I want the Mrs. to see is some short Italian guy before.... well, you know.

How will I ever know that she's really thinking of me, after that?

that1guy at 03/29/2007 00:04

Are myself and deanhatescoffee the only ones who think the "boys pants" is the best wording? Little Weird!

that1guy at 03/29/2007 00:04

"not the best of wording"

Geoff at 03/29/2007 00:17

+rep Nex

Crunshii at 03/29/2007 00:19

I wonder if I can get the Racoon version of this... and show off the Roc... ah nvm, tis late time 2 sleep...

Husky Hog at 03/29/2007 00:22

Why yes colette I am happy with what's in my pants

Colette Bennett at 03/29/2007 00:54

I'm happy with what's in your pants too, Husky.

Husky Hog at 03/29/2007 00:57

Oh I know you are, and I can't wait untill we meet again ;)

William Haley at 03/29/2007 01:17

In this page the word "sex" was mentioned or alluded to approximately 325 times MORE than the F bomb gets dropped in Goodfellas. I counted.

JuanClaudius at 03/29/2007 02:39

man, you think that's bad? i've got a pair of Spongebob boxers, just a huge picture of his face (nose strategically placed UPON the fly bit) and a speech bubble saying "I SEEEEE YOU!"
breaks the ice at parties, i must say.

wardrox at 03/29/2007 05:55

I want Dtoid pants... also, cocks

ElementalBlazer at 03/29/2007 19:10

I have a sponge bob boxer but I hardly wear them.

Virtualgirl at 04/02/2007 17:22

I think thats awsome! it would kick ass to see a guy in those...nerdy things are HOT!

Ninjajuice66 at 04/02/2007 20:03

Nothing beats my Queen shorts

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