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Proud of what's in your pants? photo

Well, you might as well say so. I'm not sure what I find more hilarious, the slogan itself or the strategically placed mushroom. I'm trying to decide what my reaction would be if I removed a boy's pants and found these awaiting me. Somehow I don't envision the sexy shared laugh, then on to the boot knockin'. There's some dorky things that are sexy, and then there's some dorky things that should never have anything to do with sex. Somehow I think these are one of the latter, but maybe you just have to see a tent pitched in them to get the full effect.

[Thanks to Geoff for the tippage] 








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Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/28/2007 20:30
Hamza CTZ Aziz
remove my pants and you'll find a ... THWOMP!
Vorin's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/28/2007 20:30
Vorin
Damn shrooms....
Geoff's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/28/2007 20:40
Geoff
<3
donkeykong's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/28/2007 20:46
donkeykong
Yeah i dunno, I've got boxers with sesame street characters on them. Is that worse? No one knows. But... there's a good chance that if a lady wants to take a boy's pants off, she's not gonna make a second trip for the boxers if she can take it all of with one swift motion. The boxers will never be seen.
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/28/2007 20:46
Bob Muir
If I had a girlfriend, I'm sure she'd break up with me the moment she saw those.
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/28/2007 20:52
Aaron Mxy Yost
I have Mighty Mouse boxers on, how's them apples?
atheistium's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/28/2007 20:59
atheistium
We need more geek panties <3
grrza's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/28/2007 21:04
grrza
I wouldn't mind seeing those on a girl.
ekoala2002's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/28/2007 21:20
ekoala2002
I was actually thinking of buying those....Maybe not so much now
bluexy's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/28/2007 21:36
bluexy
Lesson Learned: Italian plumbers want to gobble my super mushroom.
Black Mage Slim's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/28/2007 21:55
Black Mage Slim
i have ones like that except they're zelda. and the link on 'em isnt even accurate. he's right handed on my boxers...
pierce's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/28/2007 22:15
pierce
@ grzza:

uh... you want to see bigger is better panties on a girl? uh..
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/28/2007 22:19
Sharpless
I second atheistium's statement.

And, frankly, I think the boxers should have an appropriately-placed winged goomba on them. You know, for accuracy...

What? Yours doesn't have wings? Er, um...
deanhatescoffee's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/28/2007 22:48
deanhatescoffee
"I'm trying to decide what my reaction would be if I removed a boy's pants" - I'm not sure if "boy" was the best word to use here, as I was immediately confused and thought our dear Colette was, perhaps, a ChiMo in disguise. :(

Boxer-briefs FTW.
DannyMcGeek's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/28/2007 23:13
DannyMcGeek
So I guess the Monty Python boxers I'm rockin won't be the hit with the ladies I hoped they would? :(
Gameboi's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/28/2007 23:26
Gameboi
I don't know. The last thing I want the Mrs. to see is some short Italian guy before.... well, you know.

How will I ever know that she's really thinking of me, after that?
that1guy's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/29/2007 00:04
that1guy
Are myself and deanhatescoffee the only ones who think the "boys pants" is the best wording? Little Weird!
that1guy's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/29/2007 00:04
that1guy
"not the best of wording"
Geoff's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/29/2007 00:17
Geoff
+rep Nex
Crunshii's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/29/2007 00:19
Crunshii
I wonder if I can get the Racoon version of this... and show off the Roc... ah nvm, tis late time 2 sleep...
Daniel Husky Lingen's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/29/2007 00:22
Daniel Husky Lingen
Why yes colette I am happy with what's in my pants
Colette Bennett's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/29/2007 00:54
Colette Bennett
I'm happy with what's in your pants too, Husky.
Daniel Husky Lingen's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/29/2007 00:57
Daniel Husky Lingen
Oh I know you are, and I can't wait untill we meet again ;)
William Haley's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/29/2007 01:17
William Haley
In this page the word "sex" was mentioned or alluded to approximately 325 times MORE than the F bomb gets dropped in Goodfellas. I counted.
JuanClaudius's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/29/2007 02:39
JuanClaudius
man, you think that's bad? i've got a pair of Spongebob boxers, just a huge picture of his face (nose strategically placed UPON the fly bit) and a speech bubble saying "I SEEEEE YOU!"
breaks the ice at parties, i must say.
wardrox's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/29/2007 05:55
wardrox
I want Dtoid pants... also, cocks
ElementalBlazer's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/29/2007 19:10
ElementalBlazer
I have a sponge bob boxer but I hardly wear them.
Virtualgirl's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/02/2007 17:22
Virtualgirl
I think thats awsome! it would kick ass to see a guy in those...nerdy things are HOT!
Ninjajuice66's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/02/2007 20:03
Ninjajuice66
Nothing beats my Queen shorts
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