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Dear pants,

I’m sorry I soiled you. This afternoon Activision released video of Prototype’s introductory cinematic. I lost control of my bowels within the first few seconds. That protagonist -- Alex Mercer -- is one hard dude, completely hell bent on destroying everything in his path. Before I saw this video, I thought Prototype was Spider-man on steroids (not a horrendous thing, mind you) but now I’m starting to see real potential, particularly in the game’s tone and narrative.

By the way, if I had anymore poop to give, the part where Mercer splits the soldier into pieces would have totally made the situation worse.

But I digress. Once again: I’m sorry, pants -- I’ll never let this happen again. I’ll start listening to trailers instead of watching them after the page jumps on Destructoid.

Sincerely,

Ashamed but Excited








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Gyrael's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/08/2009 22:10
Gyrael
OH GOD YES
ThunderHeartXI's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/08/2009 22:13
ThunderHeartXI
Lookin' good but it's probably going to turn out like Assassin's Creed if it was exposed to copious amounts of radiation, which isn't a very good thing.
Diverse's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/08/2009 22:13
Diverse
Not bad. Would have liked to see it in HD.
Technophile's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/08/2009 22:16
Technophile
oh my.

O.O

That was very impressive. I was already a bit excited for this but that, that shows some real promise.
FalconReaper's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/08/2009 22:23
FalconReaper
DO WANT !
Endstiem's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/08/2009 22:25
Endstiem
Very nice.
SovietMudkipz's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/08/2009 22:28
SovietMudkipz
Holy shite on a stick son!

Radar ON
Monodi's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/08/2009 22:28
Monodi
Boy are the sound effects strong. This will rock
DeusPayne's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/08/2009 22:34
DeusPayne
Mmm... antihero.
Chronic Logic's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/08/2009 22:39
Chronic Logic
Forget bullets and bombs! Bring out the nukes!
JohnnyViral's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/08/2009 22:40
JohnnyViral
Do WANT indeed.
MechaMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/08/2009 22:51
MechaMonkey
Dear Pants,

I should have known better. We were supposed to have something... different, than what Brad and the others had. We were wrong. I don't know if I'll ever be able to wear you again after what I've done to you, and I'll understand completely if that's the way you want it. After what happened to the others, I knew the risks, what it might do to you, and I did it anyway. I'm sorry.

But this shit just looks so damn good.

Love always,

The Ass Inside You
Gatsby's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/08/2009 22:51
Gatsby
Lame.
Caffeine Knight's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/08/2009 22:51
Caffeine Knight
I like how they play up Alex to seem as if he's the antagonist to the whole story. In that trailer specifically, they fleshed out the soldiers and gave them "personality" as opposed to faceless guns. It really created a vibe that Alex was slaughtering real people with real lives. It gives that violence that extra sadistic edge.

If they can keep the tone of the trailer throughout the gameplay, I will be one very happy gamer.
Chronic Logic's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/08/2009 23:07
Chronic Logic
@Caffeine Knight

Don't you mean PROtagonist?
Insd's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/08/2009 23:15
Insd
This is Madness!
fetusmilk's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/08/2009 23:20
fetusmilk
dear Brad Nicholson

you owe me 1 pair of shorts.

love
fetusmilk
Electro Lemon's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/08/2009 23:24
Electro Lemon
Dear Pants,

Where'd you go?

I miss you,
Lemon
Neonie's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/08/2009 23:37
Neonie
Dear Pants,

I never really was on your side,
Neonie
KaliKot's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/08/2009 23:41
KaliKot
sooo is infamous gonna be better than this?
Drewcifer000's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/08/2009 23:49
Drewcifer000
Are Gatsby and I the only ones who actually see this for what it really is?
MrJohans0n's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/08/2009 23:51
MrJohans0n
holy fuckin fuck. that was awesome.
LukienAkeela's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/09/2009 00:05
LukienAkeela
So I should be excited about this, right? This year has been such a change of pace with game releases. Almost feels wrong to be excited for new games this time of year.
Reeper's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/09/2009 00:13
Reeper
@ Drewcifer:
No, you and Gatsby are the only ones that are ignorant to who is making the game.
Radical Entertainment know what they're doing with releasing an open world sandbox game with a super powered being (Hulk: Ultimate Destruction). After playing Hulk and loving how spot on they nailed it, I don't doubt their abilities.
NostalGeek's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/09/2009 00:15
NostalGeek
I have to admit the trailer and narrative are both really nice but i'm still afraid the game is going to be repetitive and potentially boring.
Corak's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/09/2009 00:24
Corak
That was sexy
Jack Maverick's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/09/2009 00:30
Jack Maverick
Oh look, just a normal guy who can run fast and jump high and suddenly I HAVE FREDDY KRUEGER ARMS AND MY HAND IS SOUL EDGE. The trailer does a fantastic job of making the game look great and the narrating is nice as well. In fact, the trailer reminds me a lot of the X-Men Origins: Wolverine game's opening, but then the gameplay after that wasn't exceptional but rather a little above average.

This is probably my somewhat high standards talking, but I'm hoping that the gameplay in Prototype doesn't become as repetive as X-Men Origins was.
vApathyv's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/09/2009 00:34
vApathyv
Dear Pants,

...I never really needed you anyway.

Good Riddance,
This Guy
John B's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/09/2009 00:35
John B
Oh ... my ... God ...

That game is going to be glorious...
gitrooman's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/09/2009 00:49
gitrooman
Wait, so did this opening cinema convince Brad that the game isn't just a spiderman mod? Did i miss something? Or are we basing our expectations of a game on their opening cinemas rather than gameplay itself.

Take it from someone whos played the game. If only the game was as good as the trailer... its spiderman environment with X-men origins wolverine gameplay.
ThatOtherPerson's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/09/2009 00:51
ThatOtherPerson
I never really got all that psyched about the game but that was amazing. The video compression probably helped the cause but a lot of it look real. Plus it was just damn cool. Forget the game I want a prototype movie.
Velt's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/09/2009 01:03
Velt
guys my hype-O-meter is jumping right now cool down lets wait for some gameplay footage.

Looks good, and is going to come with some love for the PC!!!
Havoc Fang's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/09/2009 01:11
Havoc Fang
Dear shirt, I'm sorry I lactated all over you...

It should have never happened in the first place.
MechaMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/09/2009 01:12
MechaMonkey
Dear Pants,

I have received you response to my last letter, and found it vastly wanting in class and decorum. Despite the grave nature of my offense, it hardly warrants your aggressive terming of my person as a "cockmongling son of a retarded horse with epilepsy that eats its own shit, vomits, and then eats that too, and feeds the remainder to orphans with terminal illnesses."

Really now, I have never once eaten my own vomit, if one does not count those few times where some small amount of bile has made its way up my esophagus and been forced back down by the continual muscular contractions of the digestive system. I needs must remind you that this I am hardly the only person to have experienced such an unpleasant occurrence.

Henceforth, consider our correspondence at an end. I no longer have any wish to engage in dialogue with such a crass pair of slacks.

Best regards,

MechaMonkey
10BobMarleys's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/09/2009 01:13
10BobMarleys
Lol @ Chronic Logic: No dude, he said it right the first time.
10BobMarleys's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/09/2009 01:14
10BobMarleys
Lol @ Chronic Logic: No dude, he said it right the first time.

@Gitrooman: You suck, and I don't beleive you.
Necro BABS's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/09/2009 01:59
Necro BABS
i love how by just this moving there are some who hate it

I bath in your hate...its refreshing
AlmightyTooth's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/09/2009 02:12
AlmightyTooth
I never thought a Hype-Meter can go from zero to dividing by zero.

Now I want it... really bad.
Jabberwalk's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/09/2009 03:24
Jabberwalk
Jesus, my bro pointed out that a new Prototype trailer was up and I told him I wasn't interested because I have just seen way too much of this game for the past two years of its dev cycle, I'm sick of it.

A little 4:00 am "end of the internet, desperate for anything interesting" surfing later and my Hype-O-Meter just got jacked. I really love the Decoy Octopus angle of impersonating NPCs. I hope it comes up to a bit more than some Assassins Creed esq errand mission like eavesdropping that you have to suffer through from time to time. I would like to see it be a viable gameplay element.
exodus1925's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/09/2009 03:30
exodus1925
Cool. Like really cool. Really really cool.
Orionsaint's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/09/2009 03:54
Orionsaint
Who's impressed by this in 2009? Apparently you don't play too many games. It looks ok. He doesn't say or do anything out of the box, that really surprises you for a gaming cinematic. Typical opening.
Slique's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/09/2009 04:34
Slique
That actually looks pretty brilliant, and the narrative seems a lot stronger than I'd been expecting. I'm definitely impressed.
Izuel's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/09/2009 07:04
Izuel
Man that hooded guy was a total dick (not saving the girl?). And whats up with his clothes, yuck. Rather play as one of those generic (but nicely dressed) soldiers shooting zombies, mmmmm shooting zombies.

By the way, that cinematic opening was not really that impressive. I missed some "big" and "over the top" effects. All I got was some hooded dude with knife's instead of hands (Edward Scissorhands is that you?) killing a small group of people. If a squint my eyes it could have been some ingame sh*t. Cinematic should contain nuclear at least.

ps the hooded guy needs to loose weight.
greks224's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/09/2009 08:06
greks224
inFamous. With zombies.
It surprised me a lot how much crap this person could do.
Well done trailer, cool looking story.
The Pat Man's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/09/2009 10:15
The Pat Man
This trailer hasn't sold me on the game yet unlike other people I see in the comments. It's a great concept and zombies do make anything better, but what has been shown story wise seems a bit cliche, especially in the realm of movies. I'm just probably being picky. Every video I've seen of Prototype I've always found something to nitpick about.
Drewcifer000's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/09/2009 10:56
Drewcifer000
@Reeper

It's not the game play that I'm worried about. It looks like it will play fine. But the story and this opening cinematic... just looks horribly melodramatic. And how many times have you seen something just like this?
Cliches are bad. Maybe if the narrative wasn't written by 15 year old boys, it wouldn't be so bad.
War Lord's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/09/2009 11:00
War Lord
anybody notice in the beginning when he starts running that a crow is eating a dead guy's eyeball just like in the GOWIII trailer?
ammoelf3's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/09/2009 11:08
ammoelf3
yeah that crow thing was dead on GoWIII trailer.
MechaMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/09/2009 13:21
MechaMonkey
Did people not like Crackdown or something? Game's don't need to be perfect, they need to be fun, and after playing the demo, that's what I'd equate it to. It's fun. Play fun games. Enjoy yourselves.
Ben Perlee's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/09/2009 13:28
Ben Perlee
They killed the lady :'(
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