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Proof that Wii Boxing is crap

12:34 PM on 12.25.2006   |   World Famous


If a 6-year-old girl can win in Wii Boxing by pumping her arms like a milk maid on a coke binge, then you know you've made a game that doesn't work as intended. But hey, at least the girl walked away with a bit of pride. I suspect the dude that lost went to the garage after the loss, turned on the car, and went to sleep ... for a long time.







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lAboMbA's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/25/2006 12:44
lAboMbA
what!? summa, the kid obviously has da skillz. didn't you see that wicked bob n' weave move she pulled off?


World Famous's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/25/2006 12:45
World Famous
Oh yeah, she's a regular Ali.
mikethered's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/25/2006 12:49
mikethered
that little girl could kick your ass in real life.
thisissami's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/25/2006 12:53
thisissami
definitely!
generaldane's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/25/2006 12:59
generaldane
lol pwned
n00binator's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/25/2006 13:00
n00binator
Yep, She's definatly got the moves.
viewtiful dru's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/25/2006 13:23
viewtiful dru
Wii boxing is the most slept on game in the package. It's no Fight Night, but it is much much deeper than most people give it credit for.

he's getting his ass kicked because he only used high guard and the girl did mostly body shots. If he blocked low he would've been okay, unless he let her win.
Pepillou2's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/25/2006 13:32
Pepillou2
it's not a little girl
it's a boxing thai midget
(some days ago I had a nightmare involving one of those, seriously)
scrap's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/25/2006 14:05
scrap
Yeah, that guy sucks as Wii boxing. You don't just stand there throwing a jab every now and again. Plus he was being a total douche b/c he was losing.
Cruds's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/25/2006 14:10
Cruds
It looks like he let her win and she constantly is hitting him in the nuts. Hit the weak spot for massive damage!
Putthebottledown's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/25/2006 14:21
Putthebottledown
yes... he let her win.. its those little things for a kid... that makes it whether they turn into a slut on the corner who blames her parents for everything including the coke habit she just picked up because tyrone didnt have cash this time... or if she turns into a pretty pretty princess..
Zaron's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/25/2006 14:49
Zaron
ZOMG A KID BEAT AN ADULT IN A GAME! PROOF IT'S CRAP!!!111
Vigor's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/25/2006 17:42
Vigor
I woulda kicked that kid in the back of the head!! I woulda said yea who wins in realife the man does remember that!! I sware im not sexist.
Jelster's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/25/2006 19:46
Jelster
Nice to see Summa got another big box of "idiot" for xmas, guess santa was all out of "funny" and "talent" again.
unfinity's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/25/2006 22:13
unfinity
My niece took out everyone in the family today doing basically the same thing as this girl.
jedipirate's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/25/2006 22:16
jedipirate
I gotta go with the "bob and weave" on this one. The Wii is made so ANYONE can play and ANYONE can win.

My parents beat my wife and I in bowling...

...badly.

So, yeah, it can happen.
Maxpower's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/25/2006 23:01
Maxpower
You have to hold the Wiimotes straight.
Zoex's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/26/2006 00:47
Zoex
It's like he is trying to prove to himself that the Wii sucks.

mykie's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/26/2006 03:26
mykie
What's that you say, Summa?

The IBM Broadway processor production is well underway?

Shut up.
Rosseh's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/26/2006 06:27
Rosseh
What the hell is that guy doing you don't jab with the same hand twice like that. He's going so easy on the girl.

I took my Wii to my family get together last night and someone was doing that exact thing. I kicked the shit out of them.

I thought Boxing was the worst game of them all but if you spend a little while practicing you get the hang of it and it becomes a hell of a lot of fun. Sure you can win by doing that against people without skill too. Like I got my shit ruined at bowling by my Aunt who couldn't do it properly but kept getting strikes anyway.

Just sit down and try and give it another chance. It's still flawed of course but it's not as terrible as you make out.
Tempus's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/26/2006 06:44
Tempus
Summa. I'll keep it simple. You suck.
jotun's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/26/2006 22:24
jotun
It goes the same way in a lot of fighting games.

If you don't actually know what you're doing, but try to do what makes sense, you'll usually lose to button mashers.
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