Were your aspirations towards professional athletics deftly crushed due to injury or ineptitude? Have you ever wanted to partake in the fanciful, snowy events that are popularized when the Winter Olympics roll around ever four years? Well, thanks to 49 Games’ upcoming Winter Stars, your dreams of hibernal glory can come true.

That’s right -- you can be an off-the-couch-but-still-inside-where-it’s-warm Winter Champion. You might even burn a few calories with this motion peripheral-based title, so ready your Kinect, bust out your Move, or dust off your Balance Board. (I’d be even more impressed if you can play all three at once.)