Sometimes you're just sitting there, bleary-eyed and half asleep, when, out of nowhere, something rolls across your desk and makes you spew your morning coffee everywhere like a geyser in an old-timey cartoon. (A spit-take. It's called a spit-take, Kyle.) This is one of those times.
Florida resident (and possible troll) David Smith is petitioning Nintendo to port Super Smash Bros. to PlayStation Vita. Yes, really.
"Many of us Sony fans don't want to buy an underpowered console like the Nintendo 3DS, but we would gladly buy a quality title like Smash Bros," writes Smith in a recent Change.org petition. "Not only would it be benefical [sic] for both fans and Nintendo, but probably also REQUIRED by US anititrust [sic] law, since Nintendo has a monopoly on games like Smash Bros. by virtue of having no competing title."
And, good lord, over 1,000 people seem to be encouraging this misguided individual. Sigh.read more