Splatterhouse has never really been a great franchise, but it earned its cult following thanks to obscene content, disturbing creature designs, and a Lovecraft-inspired aesthetic. Your humble reviewer is one of those followers, so the announcement of a Splatterhouse remake was very exciting indeed. 

Troubled development and a long wait have dampened the spirits of fans, but the time has finally arrived. For better or worse, Splatterhouse is back, and if nothing else, it's splattier than ever.