To all would-be parents, how prepared are you for the big day? You could probably stand to brush up on some important child-raising skills. For instance, how far can you toss a baby? You'll never know when you'll need to chuck a child out of harm's way!

Kyle Pulver's Offspring Fling, which I brought to your attention last month, is now available for either PC or Mac for $7.99. It's a cute puzzle-platformer with a pastel aesthetic similar to Yoshi's Island. And you get to throw babies -- I don't think I can stress that point enough.

Also available is the soundtrack on Bandcamp for a mere $5. Composed by Alec Holowka, who co-developed Aquaria, it's just a bouncy, jubilant, 12-track party. That's a thing, if you'd like!

Offspring Fling [Retro Affect]