It may not be as enthralling (or wacky) as a cat cafe timeshare, but Funktronic Labs has something it wants to sell me. You see, these two guys heard I was wandering around GDC last week with a satchel full of money, just looking to fund something. Opportunistic as they are, they tried talking me into two all-time gaming classics.
So, the developers of the absolutely swell-looking Nova-111 and I rode an escalator -- an escalator that could lead to the promise land or to the boulevard of broken dreams. Would it lead to me hopping in a (hot tub) time machine to fund these games, or to me squishing their pitches like an insignificant bug under my thousand-dollar loafers?
Just kidding; I have people to make sure there aren't any bugs on the ground I walk upon.