"I'm a hustler, baby. I just want you to know." Well, those would be the lyrics I would sing as I entered my local pool hall, hoping to scam friend and stranger alike in a friendly game of billiards.

Of course, I was no hustler and always ended up either losing money or not even having the guts to bet in the first place. That is why I turned to videogame billiards. It offered a precision I couldn't gain on the felt tables, mainly due to my lack of geometry skill.

Let's see if I can get through the rest of this review without using the phrases "Every day I'm hustlin'" or "pocket pool."