Because no news day would be complete without at least one occasion to whimper, "Why aren't they releasing that in NA?," here's the newly announced special edition Dragon Quest 3DS. Paired with a copy of Dragon Quest Monsters, a 3D remake of the Game Boy Color title, this item will be available starting May 31 in Japan, for about $255.

And with that, I've changed my mind. I AM going to start importing consoles from other regions. But just the special edition 3DS'. And then I'm going to make a fort out of them. Yes.