I was at a party. People were having a great time. Suddenly, I found myself standing around a group of brand new people I had never met before. I don’t know how I got there, but it must have had something to do with the blind, focused march I did towards the table full of Porto’s potato balls.
Trying to be a good party-goer, I introduced myself and talked about what I did. "Destructoid? That sounds cool!" some of them replied. "I like playing videogames! I love the Wii! Have you ever played Carnival Games? That game is really fun."
At this point, the rest of the group chimed in about how much they also love the Wii and some of the games they have played. Wii Play. Karaoke Revolution. That One With the Skiing. (I still don’t know what game this guy was talking about.)
The group turned to me and asked the inevitable question I was naively hoping would never come: "Do you like these games, Chad?"