Well this confirms it: Bizarre Creations would like to ensure that I don't get anything done. Ever.
As if it weren't bad enough that I were being trashed talked about my Geometry Wars Retro Evolved 2 scores via Twitter, the developer has now put the leaderboards online. So now I can access my scores right in my web browser, the place in which I do nearly all of my work. Apologies to my boss in advance: I'm not getting anything done today.
Leaderboards can be sorted by all of Retro Evolved 2's six gametypes, and you can even plug your gamertag in to see where you rank. Fortunately, it doesn't seem possible to compare your scores to those on your friends list. Look like you'll have to turn on the game for that one.
Speaking of which, I have someone's "Waves" score that I need to crush ...