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Pro Tip: Win game arguments with a katana photo

Ah, roommates. You have to live with them, so playing competitive videogames with them isn't always the best idea ...especially if one of them owns a katana.

Monsters & Critics tells us about a 31-year-old Fresno, California gamer who was booked on charges of assualt with a deadly weapon. The attacker in this argument, Jim Sanchez, was playing a game with 22-year-old roommate Christopher Torrez. After butting heads in an unnamed game, Torrez attempted to leave the house, but was blocked by a blade-toting Sanchez. Poor Torrez recieved wounds to his left leg and and fingers on his right hand.

The sword used in the attack has been confiscated by Fresno police as evidence.

I wonder what they were playing. Please tell me it's not Wii Sports Golf. 

 [Thanks, JR]








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SchickOuttaShape's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/13/2007 11:48
SchickOuttaShape
i bet it was Mario Party. tale as old as time.
3r0t1c n3rd's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/13/2007 11:52
3r0t1c n3rd
Mario Cart: Double Dash. YOU USED THAT DAMN BLUE SHEEL FOR THE LAST TIME!
Shin Oni's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/13/2007 11:52
Shin Oni
i'm gonna say Smash Bros. People seem to get pissed off over the game for no reason.
Justin Villasenor's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/13/2007 11:54
Justin Villasenor
Bushido Blade 2, I would hope. At least then the weapon of choice would have been more topical.
EternalDeathSlayer's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/13/2007 11:56
EternalDeathSlayer
Damn Right! Crazy fucker. Who needs guns when you've got a Katana?
Triphoppin's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/13/2007 11:57
Triphoppin
@ Shin Oni - I definitely agree about Smash bros. In the dorm people just get pissed for no reason, and I've experienced the anger mostly between rivalry on the halos
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/13/2007 11:58
Snaileb
Wow glad they're ok, but lol how the hell can people do that?
Spykron's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/13/2007 11:59
Spykron
oooh man the headline and picture are priceless.

@eternal
haha ok as far as im concerned we dont need to debate this anymore ;-)
Boggs's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/13/2007 12:01
Boggs
Looks like Christmas came early this year for Jack Thompson... or has it?

If only this violent kid had owned a Wii then his aggressive impulses could have been safely channeled into a virtual universe where he used the wiimote to wield a virtual katana.

This whole senseless tragedy, and others like it, could have been avoided if only Nintendo had pumped out more Wiis and developers had finally come up with the perfect sword fighting implementation for the wiimote. Won't somebody please think of the children?!!
EternalDeathSlayer's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/13/2007 12:02
EternalDeathSlayer
lol @ spykron.

People are fucking nuts. This is fodder for the likes of Jack Thompson and Senator Yee. Assholes.
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/13/2007 12:05
king3vbo
Im gonna guess that it was.....

Bad Dudes.
grrza's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/13/2007 12:11
grrza
There's nothing worse than sword nerds.
Kryptinite's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/13/2007 12:13
Kryptinite
I have the sword that was in the Blade movies. I keep it next to me when playing Halo with the roommates, just in case they want to start some shit.
MechaMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/13/2007 12:29
MechaMonkey
Parents: Stop buying your children medieval weaponry. If someone comes at me with a flail, there's gonna be trouble.
Corak's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/13/2007 12:45
Corak
I think it was Cooking Mama.

What, you want to use how much sugar? Die bitch.
Big Z's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/13/2007 13:44
Big Z
"In a related story, local Gamestops are under soccer-mom pressure to pull used copies of Ninja Gaiden from store shelves."
dclark's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/13/2007 14:13
dclark
Wow, this brings back memories of last year when I was living with a drunken-raging-katana owning douchbag, known here as "Stringbean". I can't say I sustained any major injuries, but the couch and kitchen charis didn't fair so well.
brad drac's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/13/2007 14:17
brad drac
Yeah, swords are totally fun.
Paylee's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/13/2007 14:34
Paylee
BOMBERMAN LIVE. Alot of awkward silence matched w/ rage after playing 4 on 4 w/ 8 CPU's for an hour. 2 pitchers of margaritas help aswell.. glad noone owned a Katana tho, best anyone had was an empty bottle...oh wait that hurts too, o-well: DONT LOSE
Hoss's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/13/2007 15:23
Hoss
it would be from my neck of the woods

Fresno is so terrible

i would say Red Steel is the cause but that game is awful so... yeah
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/13/2007 15:54
Samit Sarkar
Ninja Gaiden: Sigma, perhaps? Good thing they weren’t playing Diablo II — otherwise, it might have been a mace.
MasterMS's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/13/2007 16:38
MasterMS
My friend has a sword. Thank god he never tried to pull it on me after kicking his ass in games.
Syn's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/13/2007 17:08
Syn
I think morons like that give the rest of us a bad name and bad press to top it off. It's one thing to take it to an empty room or outside and wrestle until one taps out (which my cousin and his room mates do.) but it's something entirely different when one tries to strike down his friends with a blade, y'kno.
Paylee's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/13/2007 17:49
Paylee
Maybe the guy deserved it. Depending on the game, you can do some pretty bastard-ly things well deserving of a Katana ass wooping or beer bottle pummelling
ScottyG's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/13/2007 18:44
ScottyG
Wow...

I've heard so many stories this year about complete twats who think they're all cool by owning a katana, and then subsequently get into trouble because they actually started to believe that said katana makes them a badass.

Fucking cunts...
Excel-2011's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/13/2007 18:44
Excel-2011
It wasn't Wii Sports Golf. It was Wii Sports Boxing.
Fading Star's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/14/2007 00:31
Fading Star
This is just sad.
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/14/2007 01:23
Bob Muir
That is the most badass thing I've ever heard someone do to a roommate.
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/14/2007 05:03
Aaron Mxy Yost
Torrez was defeated, but the soul still burns!
Batthink's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/14/2007 14:55
Batthink
I shouldn't trust anyone who keeps a sword in their room. Pro-tip should actually be; Don't play games with mates who can go apecrap at any time, who happen to have a razor-sharp weapon in their possession.
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