Television pundits and politicians may claim that videogames allow you to virtually rape women, but really, only a certain few games do that, and they remain in Japan. Come revel in the irony, then, of TV Judge Greg Mathis and his new Street Judge game, which will feature all sorts of sexy prison rape.

"The main difference between our game and Grand Theft Auto is that players will have to deal with the justice system and consequences for their actions," explains Mathis. "When you go to prison, you gain credibility when you come back on the streets. On the other hand, when you go to prison you can also be raped. So take your chances. We may see young people who make the wrong choice and go to prison and are assaulted repeatedly (in this game)."

The game will be a third-person open world shooter, much like GTA, expect with just as much punishment as reward. An interesting a noble goal. That said, I bet if Rockstar were to make the exact same game, FOX News and the rest of the moral warriors would be screaming from the rooftops about virtual orgasmic rape. Mathis here will get nothing but applause.