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Kotaku is currently posting gratuitous and diabolical upskirt panty pictures of Princess Peach from Super Smash Bros. Brawl. It's a disgusting, common-denominator attempt to increase pageviews and provide wretched, misogynistic titillation for the grotesque virgins that frequent the Internet -- and I want a slice of the pie!
Jonathan Holmes: I wonder if Nick would go for it.
Jim Sterling: HE'S ON A PLANE!
Jonathan Holmes: Oh yeah! GO FOR IT!
With editor-in-chief Nick Chester on a plane and unable to fire me for at least a few hours, the time is ripe to indulge in Kotaku's sordid and despicable chicanery. I hereby present to you then, at great risk to myself, a slew of horrendous Princess Peach images that I in no way, shape or form, endorse.
You should all be ashamed of yourselves.
(And this is all in good fun, Mr. Ashcraft. <3 you).
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8:26 AM on 02.18.2008
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I do... But I'm guessing you where sarcastic there, right?
I'm pretty tired of those perv articles on Kotaku. "Watch Kasumi naked -- SOOOOOOO embarrasing!".
Also, those panties will be changed to stockings in the US version. Fact!
THIS IS ALL KOTAKU'S FAULT!
Notice the lace.
Kotaku, you bastards.
damn you lacework! We coulda had this game over here by now it is wasn't for your intricate patterns!
Say that five time fast.
PEACH'S A MAN!
I would know, as I can spot traps a mile away, and I only know the metric system.
Also, my penis drawing skills have improved from playing so much Professor Layton and The Curious Village.
also peach panties
good idea? bad idea?
All in attendance, please take note that this fine story has already leaped to the number six spot on the Destructoid top ten, after being posted only a scant few hours ago.
Another win for the mighty Sterling.
This is nothing but a stroke of genius, Mr. Sterling. Also, KamikazeTutor wins...but fails miserably at Professor Layton and the Curious Village.
BAN THIS SICK FILTH.
...sorry, i just had to :(
BAD ENGLISH, BAD!
/offtopic
You know in the Japanese versions of Mario Power Tennis and SSX On Tour she wears a thong, right?
What The One Ring was to Isildur....so are upskirt photos to the Japanese.
Prof Layton is a great game!
HEWAAA!!!
How do you think it would feel to be the guy that had to program Peach's unmentionables eh?