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Princess Peach's panty parade and the case of the exploding pageviews [Halo 4]


8:26 AM on 02.18.2008
Princess Peach's panty parade and the case of the exploding pageviews [Halo 4] photo



Kotaku is currently posting gratuitous and diabolical upskirt panty pictures of Princess Peach from Super Smash Bros. Brawl. It's a disgusting, common-denominator attempt to increase pageviews and provide wretched, misogynistic titillation for the grotesque virgins that frequent the Internet -- and I want a slice of the pie! 

Jonathan Holmes: I wonder if Nick would go for it.
 
Jim Sterling: HE'S ON A PLANE!
 
Jonathan Holmes: Oh yeah! GO FOR IT!

With editor-in-chief Nick Chester on a plane and unable to fire me for at least a few hours, the time is ripe to indulge in Kotaku's sordid and despicable chicanery. I hereby present to you then, at great risk to myself, a slew of horrendous Princess Peach images that I in no way, shape or form, endorse. 

You should all be ashamed of yourselves. 

(And this is all in good fun, Mr. Ashcraft. <3 you).

Princess Peach's panty parade and the case of the exploding pageviews [Halo 4] photo
Princess Peach's panty parade and the case of the exploding pageviews [Halo 4] photo





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