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Princess Peach is a c*ckteasing bitch: the wallpaper


2:14 PM on 11.09.2007



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In Sympathy for the Bowser, I humbly suggested that Princess Peach, a character generally admired for her purity and romantic nature, wasn't really deserving of adoration. She allows herself to get kidnapped, she plays Mario and Luigi off each other, and she manipulates Bowser into doing her bidding. She is, to put it lightly, a c*ckteasing bitch.

I'm glad I'm not the only person who thought so.

3rot1cn3rd Photoshopped this (very pretty) wallpaper in the hopes of spreading the word and getting that ho-bag dethroned by the next election. Get the full 1024x768 wallpaper below, and pass it around as quickly as possible: it's time to get the word out that Princess Peach has been responsible for more cases of Blue Balls than the entire Dallas Cowboys cheerleading squad. 

Princess Peach is a c*ckteasing bitch: the wallpaper photo
Princess Peach is a c*ckteasing bitch: the wallpaper photo





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