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In Sympathy for the Bowser, I humbly suggested that Princess Peach, a character generally admired for her purity and romantic nature, wasn't really deserving of adoration. She allows herself to get kidnapped, she plays Mario and Luigi off each other, and she manipulates Bowser into doing her bidding. She is, to put it lightly, a c*ckteasing bitch.

I'm glad I'm not the only person who thought so.

3rot1cn3rd Photoshopped this (very pretty) wallpaper in the hopes of spreading the word and getting that ho-bag dethroned by the next election. Get the full 1024x768 wallpaper below, and pass it around as quickly as possible: it's time to get the word out that Princess Peach has been responsible for more cases of Blue Balls than the entire Dallas Cowboys cheerleading squad. 


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CannibalCalvin 's Avatar
CannibalCalvin at 11/09/2007 14:13
Awesome! *fap fap fap*
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Cheeburga at 11/09/2007 14:16
Way ahead of you Calvin!
LethalHairdo's Avatar
LethalHairdo at 11/09/2007 14:16
She's almost as bad as that hot slut Mona from WarioWare.
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LethalHairdo at 11/09/2007 14:17
BTW...awesome wallpaper is awesome. Good jorb 3roticn3rd
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Rockvillian at 11/09/2007 14:18
Make it into a shirt and I'll buy one. Just make it not be pink :P
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AngelicLiver at 11/09/2007 14:22
Great wallpaper 3rot1cn3rd. Any chance of anything in a higher resolution? I mean 1024x768???
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Johnny Blaze at 11/09/2007 14:25
Agrees with Rockvillian..
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Twiggy at 11/09/2007 14:26
i second that one. 1024 may be big enough for some of us, but my CRT needs 1600px goodness.
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Upgrayedd at 11/09/2007 14:30
Higher rez plz!
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Chad Concelmo at 11/09/2007 14:38
HA HA HA HA HA! This is classic. Damn, I love that bitch. :)
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AngelsDontBurn at 11/09/2007 14:39
That is definitely awesome!
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Rainbowblack at 11/09/2007 14:42
768, YES!!! this is big enough to make it my Zune wallpaper.

I agree with Rockvillan an awesome pictures to throw on a T-shirt
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youkilledmyguy at 11/09/2007 14:51
Good show old boy. This will be going on the laptop.
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Mabec at 11/09/2007 15:07
native 1280*1024 please!
Mxyzptlk's Avatar
Mxyzptlk at 11/09/2007 15:13
So awesome, great work!
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Lord_Satorious at 11/09/2007 15:16
Widescreen please, I'll take a 1680x1050 version gladly. But seriously, this should go on a shirt. And yes, pink would be best.
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Mabec at 11/09/2007 15:16
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IceMax at 11/09/2007 15:33
yes, PLEASE do make a shirt of this NAO
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3r0t1c n3rd at 11/09/2007 15:42
I will definetely do some upscaled versions. Need a 1680x1050 myself anyways. I thought I start out with the standart stuff.

Going to post them in the cblogs asap.
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vexed alex at 11/09/2007 15:46
That dirty whore! All these years of me saving her ass wasted!
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9to5 at 11/09/2007 15:54
Remember the overpriced and generally shit Nintendo clothing you featured a couple of days ago? Now this design is more like it.
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king3vbo at 11/09/2007 15:56
SW33T! Thats going on my desktop at work!

...on second thought that might not be such a good idea
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ArrestedDeveloper at 11/09/2007 16:01
I think it's funny that you censor cockteasing in the title but then the picture directly under it isn't censored.
Knives's Avatar
Knives at 11/09/2007 16:04
That bitch cocking tease!!

@AD
Same here.
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Im OK at 11/09/2007 16:21
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Anthony Burch at 11/09/2007 16:28
Arrested:
Not my choice. I think it's just to protect us from worksafe filters.
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brad drac at 11/09/2007 16:35
While it's a little uh... festive for my desktop, fricken awesome wallpaper anyway.

->AD/Knives: I reckon it's because interwub appropriateness for work sensors can't tell when cusses are used in images. Although, the fact that words like cock, balls, ass, pussy etc. are censored at all is pretty fucking funny. What if I want to talk about roosters, tennis, mules and kitties?
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3r0t1c n3rd at 11/09/2007 16:50
@brad drac:

ever seen [url=http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/269846]this[url]?
3r0t1c n3rd's Avatar
3r0t1c n3rd at 11/09/2007 16:51
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3r0t1c n3rd at 11/09/2007 16:58
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Knives at 11/09/2007 17:05
@Brad drac and Rev
Yeah i thought the reason would be something like that, still funny though.
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NihonTiger90 at 11/09/2007 17:07
Awesome sauce :)
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Topher Cantler at 11/09/2007 17:42
Haha, awesome.
brad drac's Avatar
brad drac at 11/09/2007 17:55
->Erotic: Nope, but that's some funny shit.
LimeGuardian's Avatar
LimeGuardian at 11/09/2007 18:28
Awesome and make a shirt, cereal.
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brainderailment at 11/10/2007 13:21
Every time I try to bone that snatch, she ups and calls one of her old ass plumber friends and he comes over and sits around eating all of my cheetos and PBR. What a bitch.
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DiabolicScheme at 11/13/2007 04:41
Absolutely fantastic :)
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