In Sympathy for the Bowser, I humbly suggested that Princess Peach, a character generally admired for her purity and romantic nature, wasn't really deserving of adoration. She allows herself to get kidnapped, she plays Mario and Luigi off each other, and she manipulates Bowser into doing her bidding. She is, to put it lightly, a c*ckteasing bitch.
I'm glad I'm not the only person who thought so.
3rot1cn3rd Photoshopped this (very pretty) wallpaper in the hopes of spreading the word and getting that ho-bag dethroned by the next election. Get the full 1024x768 wallpaper below, and pass it around as quickly as possible: it's time to get the word out that Princess Peach has been responsible for more cases of Blue Balls than the entire Dallas Cowboys cheerleading squad.
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2:14 PM on 11.09.2007
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I agree with Rockvillan an awesome pictures to throw on a T-shirt
Going to post them in the cblogs asap.
...on second thought that might not be such a good idea
@AD
Same here.
Not my choice. I think it's just to protect us from worksafe filters.
->AD/Knives: I reckon it's because interwub appropriateness for work sensors can't tell when cusses are used in images. Although, the fact that words like cock, balls, ass, pussy etc. are censored at all is pretty fucking funny. What if I want to talk about roosters, tennis, mules and kitties?
ever seen [url=http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/269846]this[url]?
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/269846
http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/3r0t1c+n3rd/peach-is-a-you-know-the-rest-new-resolutions-here-get--53372.phtml&?no_cache=1&comment_saved=1#comment-349298
Yeah i thought the reason would be something like that, still funny though.