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In Sympathy for the Bowser, I humbly suggested that Princess Peach, a character generally admired for her purity and romantic nature, wasn't really deserving of adoration. She allows herself to get kidnapped, she plays Mario and Luigi off each other, and she manipulates Bowser into doing her bidding. She is, to put it lightly, a c*ckteasing bitch.

I'm glad I'm not the only person who thought so.

3rot1cn3rd Photoshopped this (very pretty) wallpaper in the hopes of spreading the word and getting that ho-bag dethroned by the next election. Get the full 1024x768 wallpaper below, and pass it around as quickly as possible: it's time to get the word out that Princess Peach has been responsible for more cases of Blue Balls than the entire Dallas Cowboys cheerleading squad. 


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CannibalCalvin 's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/09/2007 14:13
CannibalCalvin
Awesome! *fap fap fap*
Cheeburga's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/09/2007 14:16
Cheeburga
Way ahead of you Calvin!
LethalHairdo's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/09/2007 14:16
LethalHairdo
She's almost as bad as that hot slut Mona from WarioWare.
LethalHairdo's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/09/2007 14:17
LethalHairdo
BTW...awesome wallpaper is awesome. Good jorb 3roticn3rd
Rockvillian's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/09/2007 14:18
Rockvillian
Make it into a shirt and I'll buy one. Just make it not be pink :P
AngelicLiver's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/09/2007 14:22
AngelicLiver
Great wallpaper 3rot1cn3rd. Any chance of anything in a higher resolution? I mean 1024x768???
Johnny Blaze's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/09/2007 14:25
Johnny Blaze
Agrees with Rockvillian..
Twiggy's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/09/2007 14:26
Twiggy
i second that one. 1024 may be big enough for some of us, but my CRT needs 1600px goodness.
Upgrayedd's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/09/2007 14:30
Upgrayedd
Higher rez plz!
Chad Concelmo's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/09/2007 14:38
Chad Concelmo
HA HA HA HA HA! This is classic. Damn, I love that bitch. :)
AngelsDontBurn's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/09/2007 14:39
AngelsDontBurn
That is definitely awesome!
Rainbowblack's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/09/2007 14:42
Rainbowblack
768, YES!!! this is big enough to make it my Zune wallpaper.

I agree with Rockvillan an awesome pictures to throw on a T-shirt
youkilledmyguy's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/09/2007 14:51
youkilledmyguy
Good show old boy. This will be going on the laptop.
Mabec's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/09/2007 15:07
Mabec
native 1280*1024 please!
Mxyzptlk's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/09/2007 15:13
Mxyzptlk
So awesome, great work!
Lord_Satorious's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/09/2007 15:16
Lord_Satorious
Widescreen please, I'll take a 1680x1050 version gladly. But seriously, this should go on a shirt. And yes, pink would be best.
Mabec's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/09/2007 15:16
Mabec
IceMax's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/09/2007 15:33
IceMax
yes, PLEASE do make a shirt of this NAO
3r0t1c n3rd's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/09/2007 15:42
3r0t1c n3rd
I will definetely do some upscaled versions. Need a 1680x1050 myself anyways. I thought I start out with the standart stuff.

Going to post them in the cblogs asap.
vexed alex's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/09/2007 15:46
vexed alex
That dirty whore! All these years of me saving her ass wasted!
9to5's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/09/2007 15:54
9to5
Remember the overpriced and generally shit Nintendo clothing you featured a couple of days ago? Now this design is more like it.
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/09/2007 15:56
king3vbo
SW33T! Thats going on my desktop at work!

...on second thought that might not be such a good idea
ArrestedDeveloper's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/09/2007 16:01
ArrestedDeveloper
I think it's funny that you censor cockteasing in the title but then the picture directly under it isn't censored.
Knives's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/09/2007 16:04
Knives
That bitch cocking tease!!

@AD
Same here.
Im OK's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/09/2007 16:21
Im OK
Anthony Burch's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/09/2007 16:28
Anthony Burch
Arrested:
Not my choice. I think it's just to protect us from worksafe filters.
brad drac's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/09/2007 16:35
brad drac
While it's a little uh... festive for my desktop, fricken awesome wallpaper anyway.

->AD/Knives: I reckon it's because interwub appropriateness for work sensors can't tell when cusses are used in images. Although, the fact that words like cock, balls, ass, pussy etc. are censored at all is pretty fucking funny. What if I want to talk about roosters, tennis, mules and kitties?
3r0t1c n3rd's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/09/2007 16:50
3r0t1c n3rd
@brad drac:

ever seen [url=http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/269846]this[url]?
3r0t1c n3rd's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/09/2007 16:51
3r0t1c n3rd
3r0t1c n3rd's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/09/2007 16:58
3r0t1c n3rd
Knives's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/09/2007 17:05
Knives
@Brad drac and Rev
Yeah i thought the reason would be something like that, still funny though.
NihonTiger90's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/09/2007 17:07
NihonTiger90
Awesome sauce :)
Topher Cantler's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/09/2007 17:42
Topher Cantler
Haha, awesome.
brad drac's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/09/2007 17:55
brad drac
->Erotic: Nope, but that's some funny shit.
LimeGuardian's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/09/2007 18:28
LimeGuardian
Awesome and make a shirt, cereal.
brainderailment's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/10/2007 13:21
brainderailment
Every time I try to bone that snatch, she ups and calls one of her old ass plumber friends and he comes over and sits around eating all of my cheetos and PBR. What a bitch.
DiabolicScheme's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/13/2007 04:41
DiabolicScheme
Absolutely fantastic :)
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