I do not even have the words ... well, none that are fit for printing directly on the frontpage.
This is Princess Bitch, a 5 and a half inch tall 1:7 scale PVC figure of a princess who has a predominant association with mushrooms. It is simultaneously the most amazing and distressing thing I've seen in at least eight hours.
You can pre-order yours for $120 now if you want. It'll ship in November. I am undecided.
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8:02 AM on 03.25.2011
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I have the weirdest boner right now.
I too, have a weird boner, that feels so wrong.
...but so right
"and is sure to be an amazing conversation piece no matter where you decide to display her!"
I don't think that conversation will go anywhere good.
Same, Sterling does strange things to me.
Says the pot to the kettle.
Princess Peach riding a mushroom cock.
Looks like I've seen everything now.
I'D GIVE HER 1UP!
It's me.
It's only 120.
Who am I kidding, I shouldn't be on this site at work anyway. O_o
(and Nintendo lawsuit in 3...2...1...)
this is so sad... fucking gaming nerds
....i want to lick it
Not gonna buy it anyway.
And hiding something like this when guests come over would just feel strange.
Why do I bother myself asking why does she wear the crown during mushroom sex.
this is so sad... fucking gaming nerds.
you think that's bad, look at what Otaku is - then look at the otaku dolls, which this is most likely modelled after.
Lower it to $100 and we'll talk.