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Primitive NES porn pulls in thousands of dollars photo

A well worn, horny, illegally made cartridge of a Famicom game called Super Maruo was sold on Yahoo! Japan's Auction site. The game was quickly snapped up by a pervy collector for the price of 499,000 yen (4,100 dollars) after winning a battle of 167 bids, and this came with no box or booklet.

This ratty old cartridge sold for so much because it is the system's first eroge (erotic game), and a true collectable. According to this site, it originally sold via mail order back in 1986. The company had high hopes for the title, but it was made poorly and had very little content. They still tried to sell it for 6,800 yen (almost 60 dollars today), and almost no one picked it up, making it a very rare title.

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Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/17/2007 08:10
Snaileb
Falice.com? Pics or it didn't happen!
BluDesign's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/17/2007 08:23
BluDesign
Princess, would you like to see my Super Mushroom? It makes me swell to twice my original size.

Princess, could you put on this raccoon tail and waggle your ass around? Yeah, that's it. Shake it. I'm just going to go put on this frog suit and watch from the closet.

...

*fap* *fap* *fap*
Elrando's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/17/2007 08:40
Elrando
Tonight she will open the petals of her fire flower to me.
The very idea makes me grow to twice my normal size.
mrsamuel's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/17/2007 08:49
mrsamuel
This was almost certainly purchased by a single male. Can you imagine this conversation?

"Honey, why did you draw $4,100 out of the savings account!?"
"Oh, I bought something online."
"What did you buy?"
"A very old, very shitty porno video game."
"..."
"It's a collector's item. Consider it a speculative investment."
s0lesurviv0r's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/17/2007 09:02
s0lesurviv0r
Does this mean my copy of Bible Black will appreciate in value?
JonDarkwood's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/17/2007 09:42
JonDarkwood
It's small... Was the Famicom top loading? I don't remember.
tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/17/2007 09:46
tazarthayoot
@JonDarkwood

The original Japanese FamiCom was a top loader.

FAPOMATIC! FAPMATIC ADJUSTABLE BED!
Milhouse's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/17/2007 10:09
Milhouse
I like my porn like I like my games: headlined by a fat male plumber
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/17/2007 10:32
Jim Sterling
Nintendo Fapicom.
RICHARD BLOCKER's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/17/2007 11:21
RICHARD BLOCKER
Well done, Sterling, old chap. "Fapicom" should enter the pop-culture lexicon in the next few hours.

I'd fuck Mario. Not because I'm attracted to him, just because he's famous. And since he's fictional, I really wouldn't be ghey. Right?
PSIq0ut's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/17/2007 11:21
PSIq0ut
Screens now.
meronkun's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/17/2007 12:47
meronkun
Hot in pot
joepaniic's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/18/2007 03:37
joepaniic
i cant even convince my girlfriend to watch porn dvd's, i can only imagine the response i would get to " baby lets play some super mario porn ~_^ ".
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