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Princess, would you like to see my Super Mushroom? It makes me swell to twice my original size.
Princess, could you put on this raccoon tail and waggle your ass around? Yeah, that's it. Shake it. I'm just going to go put on this frog suit and watch from the closet.
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*fap* *fap* *fap*
Princess, could you put on this raccoon tail and waggle your ass around? Yeah, that's it. Shake it. I'm just going to go put on this frog suit and watch from the closet.
...
*fap* *fap* *fap*
Tonight she will open the petals of her fire flower to me.
The very idea makes me grow to twice my normal size.
The very idea makes me grow to twice my normal size.
This was almost certainly purchased by a single male. Can you imagine this conversation?
"Honey, why did you draw $4,100 out of the savings account!?"
"Oh, I bought something online."
"What did you buy?"
"A very old, very shitty porno video game."
"..."
"It's a collector's item. Consider it a speculative investment."
"Honey, why did you draw $4,100 out of the savings account!?"
"Oh, I bought something online."
"What did you buy?"
"A very old, very shitty porno video game."
"..."
"It's a collector's item. Consider it a speculative investment."
Well done, Sterling, old chap. "Fapicom" should enter the pop-culture lexicon in the next few hours.
I'd fuck Mario. Not because I'm attracted to him, just because he's famous. And since he's fictional, I really wouldn't be ghey. Right?
I'd fuck Mario. Not because I'm attracted to him, just because he's famous. And since he's fictional, I really wouldn't be ghey. Right?
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