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Primitive NES porn pulls in thousands of dollars

8:07 AM on 07.17.2007, Dale North 13 comments

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A well worn, horny, illegally made cartridge of a Famicom game called Super Maruo was sold on Yahoo! Japan's Auction site. The game was quickly snapped up by a pervy collector for the price of 499,000 yen (4,100 dollars) after winning a battle of 167 bids, and this came with no box or booklet.

This ratty old cartridge sold for so much because it is the system's first eroge (erotic game), and a true collectable. According to this site, it originally sold via mail order back in 1986. The company had high hopes for the title, but it was made poorly and had very little content. They still tried to sell it for 6,800 yen (almost 60 dollars today), and almost no one picked it up, making it a very rare title.

[via Canned Dogs ]

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Elrando's Avatar
Elrando at 07/17/2007 08:40
Tonight she will open the petals of her fire flower to me.
The very idea makes me grow to twice my normal size.
mrsamuel's Avatar
mrsamuel at 07/17/2007 08:49
This was almost certainly purchased by a single male. Can you imagine this conversation?

"Honey, why did you draw $4,100 out of the savings account!?"
"Oh, I bought something online."
"What did you buy?"
"A very old, very shitty porno video game."
"..."
"It's a collector's item. Consider it a speculative investment."
s0lesurviv0r's Avatar
s0lesurviv0r at 07/17/2007 09:02
Does this mean my copy of Bible Black will appreciate in value?
JonDarkwood's Avatar
JonDarkwood at 07/17/2007 09:42
It's small... Was the Famicom top loading? I don't remember.
tazarthayoot's Avatar
tazarthayoot at 07/17/2007 09:46
@JonDarkwood

The original Japanese FamiCom was a top loader.

FAPOMATIC! FAPMATIC ADJUSTABLE BED!
Milhouse's Avatar
Milhouse at 07/17/2007 10:09
I like my porn like I like my games: headlined by a fat male plumber
Jim Sterling's Avatar
Jim Sterling at 07/17/2007 10:32
Nintendo Fapicom.
RICHARD BLOCKER's Avatar
RICHARD BLOCKER at 07/17/2007 11:21
Well done, Sterling, old chap. "Fapicom" should enter the pop-culture lexicon in the next few hours.

I'd fuck Mario. Not because I'm attracted to him, just because he's famous. And since he's fictional, I really wouldn't be ghey. Right?
PSIq0ut's Avatar
PSIq0ut at 07/17/2007 11:21
Screens now.
meronkun's Avatar
meronkun at 07/17/2007 12:47
Hot in pot
joepaniic's Avatar
joepaniic at 07/18/2007 03:37
i cant even convince my girlfriend to watch porn dvd's, i can only imagine the response i would get to " baby lets play some super mario porn ~_^ ".
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