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Onechanbara is a game where you control hot, half-naked women who kill hordes of zombies in very gory ways. The Japanese sure do come up with the best gaming concepts ever, don’t they?!

I got to get my perverted hands-on with Onechanbara for the Wii and Xbox 360 last week and had a ton of fun mindlessly killing hordes of zombies over and over, all while staring at some fine pieces of digital videogame ass. Hit the jump for more on Onechanbara and to also find out which version of the game is better.

Onechanbara: Bikini Zombie Slayers -- Wii preview:



In the Onechanbara games, you’ll play as sisters Aya and Saki as they have to take on zombies and other monsters terrorizing the world. For some reason, the sisters have special blood that makes them super strong and it’s their duty to keep peace in the world … or something like that. Honestly, you’re not getting this game for the story now, are you?

Aya is more of a weapons girl as she carries around two swords and has daggers she can throw around. Saki is a brawler and has a lot of wrestling moves that she uses to go along with her one sword.

The game has a very Devil May Cry feel to it. You go through the very linear levels killing zombies and collecting energy orbs the zombies drop, which is used to upgrade Aya and Saki’s stats. Increasing your stats will give you more health, power and new moves to use.

Players will swing the Wiimote to make Aya and Saki attack with their weapons. With Aya, the nunchuk is used to control Aya’s second sword and moving both controllers in different patterns will have Aya perform special moves with her swords.



The more enemies you kill, the more bloody Aya, Saki and their weapons will get. If their weapons get too much blood on them, their attacks will inflict less damage and your weapons will get stuck in the zombies when stabbed. You’ll have to flick the blood off of your sword as you’re playing in order to prevent this.

Players will also have access to super moves that take out large groups of zombies and a rage mode that causes Aya and Saki to go super strong and take out everything with ease. Both the Super and Rage mode hurts Aya and Saki’s health so if you use these for too long, you’ll die.

Onechanbara Bikini Samurai Squad -- Xbox 360 preview



The story is different in the Xbox 360 version of Onechanbara, but the core gameplay remains the same: Kill a shit ton of zombies while wearing next to nothing. Additionally, the Xbox 360 version will see two-player co-op and the ability to swap between Aya and Saki on the fly while playing.

The Xbox 360 version will also have a dress-up mode where you can get outfits for the main characters and dress them up. There will also be a section in the game where you’re riding a motorcycle and dismembering zombies as your ride pass them.

So which version is better? The Xbox 360 version for three reasons:

1. This video is the intro to the game (NSFW):



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2. There’s a boss battle against a zombie Killer Whale.

3. HD GRAPHICS! Seriously, if you're going to play a game where the main stars are more or less naked, you want to see it in high definition.

Onechanbara: Bikini Zombie Slayers and Onechanbara Bikini Samurai Squad will both be out inearly 2009. 

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Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/24/2008 17:48
Aaron Mxy Yost
Those are three excellent reasons. When is this coming out again?
bleep's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/24/2008 17:51
bleep
THANK YOU HAMZA for telling me about this game that I will now buy and enjoy.

Zombie Killer Whale for the MFW!
Tino's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/24/2008 17:52
Tino
I've been waiting for this since they announced the Japanese version. It launched at the same time as Earth Defense Force, made by the same people too. Soooooooooo happy to hear the 360 version is coming out!
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/24/2008 17:54
Hamza CTZ Aziz
Mxy: It's coming out in early 2009 baby.
CarlCastello's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/24/2008 17:59
CarlCastello
I gotta be honest, I'm intrigued.
Danzflor's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/24/2008 18:18
Danzflor
Hot Girls and Zombies...

GIVE ME FIVE COPIES RAIT NAO!!!
zombiekiller13's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/24/2008 18:20
zombiekiller13
Hrmmm...I was at first wanting this, and then thinking that the half-naked chick was added as a way to disguise crappy gameplay. Now, I'm back to the "I want this" camp.
Dead Movie Star's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/24/2008 18:22
Dead Movie Star
Wow, the gameplay actually sounds good! I am really looking forward to this now.
covah's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/24/2008 18:26
covah
I still cant believe these games are coming out to the US
TheNakedAnt's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/24/2008 18:29
TheNakedAnt
*insert lie about how the game mechanics are awesome*

I cant wait to buy it!
InfraredChimera's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/24/2008 18:56
InfraredChimera
Half naked women carrying swords that fight a zombie whale, what a wonderful time we live in!
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/24/2008 19:33
Darren Nakamura
All right, you've got me sold on the 360 version. When my girlfriend complains, I'm blaming you.
Shirley Temple's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/24/2008 20:09
Shirley Temple
Is one a sequel to the other one? I might want to get both. One for graphics and gameplay and the other to "waggle" ;)
kobiyashi's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/24/2008 20:37
kobiyashi
oneechanbara* >_>
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/24/2008 20:48
Hamza CTZ Aziz
kobiyashi: That's how I was spelling it until I noticed all of the PR assets I was given for this preview spelled the game as Onechanbara. Don't shoot the messenger!
kevkevblazini's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/24/2008 20:52
kevkevblazini
If these is anything like the PS2 versions, it's fun for about 15 minutes.
grafkhun's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/24/2008 21:21
grafkhun
Only way it could get better is if it had rocket launchers and online co-op (or does it have the last thing? is the co-op local or online?)
DookieJuice's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/25/2008 01:14
DookieJuice
I'll be the guy with the Wii version. One console this gen guys.
John B's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/25/2008 11:41
John B
Well, I'm certainly not going to go out and buy an XB360 just to play this game, so I know what version I'll be playing -- and I will be buying this one! So, you won't be alone, Dookie. But unlike too many others n Dtoid, I'm more concerned about whether the game is fun, not the box that it plays on.
adamthegrave's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/25/2008 12:41
adamthegrave
i have this import on the wii and this game is TOO reaptive!!! your right hand will get tired all it is a hack and slash game thats it whenever you leave out of a level your fight some alot of zombies OVER AND OVER it never stops
2 characters and theres 2 hidden after you one of the characters in the game both has about 8 levels each and there's RAGE mode after more zombies you kill your meter will go up and your heath WILL go down there is 2 ways to have it go down some stone and a save point . oh yea your be moving your right left and right forward just to attack
this game will me you go crazy after awhile , im just letting ya know so have fun , cause i know i didnt with this game ><
Nameless Monster's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/26/2008 10:35
Nameless Monster
adam: I get your point but god! Watch your gramorz!
suspchaos's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/27/2008 02:51
suspchaos
I'm still getting my head around the "Sensual!" comment in the second screenshot.
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/27/2008 16:52
king3vbo
FUCK YEAR

Totally buying
adamthegrave's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/29/2008 22:04
adamthegrave
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPY41nMR-3c

here the link to my video that i made showing off some stuff
Dawn Marie's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/30/2008 15:52
Dawn Marie
Shirley Temple -- One is a sequel to the other, so yes, you will have to get both. But, like you pointed out, they both have their own goodness to offer.
4knuckleshuffle's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/07/2008 12:43
4knuckleshuffle
Goddam. I want this.
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/09/2009 12:54
Holyetheline
I'm going to see this in a bargain bin and snatch it up!
KidKobun's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/09/2009 18:27
KidKobun
Zombie killer whale?! Hell no. I am already scared of normal whales as it is.
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