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Preview: Amateur Surgeon: Christmas (free game!) photo

Amateur Surgeon: Christmas Edition is the follow-up to last year's original, which was a top selling iPhone game. This game, set to go up on the iTunes App Store tomorrow, is going to be free. Think of it as a Christmas gift from the people at Adult Swim Games. They sent me an early preview so I could try it out. Because of this, I've been performing amateur surgery all afternoon.

Amateur Surgeon is exactly as it sounds. If you've ever played doctor in games like Atlus' Trama Center series, you'll have an idea of what's going on here. The difference with AS is that this is a bit more crude, especially in this Christmas version.

It's right around Christmas, and Alan Probe is now hugely successful as a surgeon, flying in his private plane, minding his own business. He was off to a Happy Holiday until his jet was involved in a mid-air collision with none other than the Christmas man himself, Santa Claus. To make Christmas right again, Probe has to operate on elves, reindeer, and Not-so-Jolly ol' Saint Nick himself.

Given the sudden nature of the collision, you'll have only the tools of Santa's workshop to operate with. That means going in with drills, pixie dust and...Etch-a-Sketch? Whatever works, right? Being an iPhone game, you'll touch the screen to select any of several implements, and then touch the patient's gruesome wounds to operate. Pinchy toy claws will be used to pull candy cane pieces and Christmas tree branches out of wounds. A chef's knife will have to do when cutting out Christmas lights that managed to get embedded under the skin. 

You'll work as Probe to save Christmas, operating through five levels. Time is of the essence, though. Take too long and you'll ruin the holiday. You'll also have to have a steady hand. Miss a cut or forget a stitch (Scotch tape!) and your patient will flatline right there on the table.

Nothing serious here. Just good, not-so-clean fun from the folks at Adult Swim. If you've got an iPhone or an iPod Touch, you'll be able to download Amateur Surgeon: Christmas Edition tomorrow, December 4th, free on the iTunes App Store.

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Dale North is Destructoid's Editor-In-Chief, a founding editor, and specialist in Japanese gaming. An accomplished musician, Dale was reporting from Japan during the earthquakes of 2011. Luckily, he got the fuck out alive and is home in America now with his wife and beloved corgi, Einstein. Dale is also a co-founder of Destructoid's sister anime site Japanator. Likes Corgis, Sega Saturn, PSP, iPhone, Photographic tools. Meet the rest of the team



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Lakai's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2009 16:25
Lakai
Sounds very bizarre...
Dale North's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2009 16:44
Dale North
it is bizarre, but in a fun way
djratchet's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2009 16:46
djratchet
You can also play it for free over at adultswim.com The original flash game version of this came out last year. http://games.adultswim.com/amateur-surgeon-christmas-edition-twitchy-online-game.html Here's hoping that Zombie Hooker Nightmare gets the iphone port treatment next :)
pendelton21's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2009 16:49
pendelton21
Has anyone else noticed how incredible the [adult swim] Games library is becoming? Almost every single game they've released is a fucking gem.
Dale North's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2009 16:54
Dale North
djratchet, thanks for the link

pendelton21 - i was noticing that. And they're free. Awesome
Occams electric toothbrush's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2009 16:55
Occams electric toothbrush
@ pendelton21: I was just talking about that with a friend a few days ago. I would love to own a lot of their games as they are a blast to play and twisted to boot.
falsoman's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2009 17:13
falsoman
This is great news!

I kinda love this game but it isn't available in the Mexican appstore, so i can't buy software, but free versions i can get!
Naim Master's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2009 17:17
Naim Master
Oh, thanks djrachet!
NoMoneyLeftBoy's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2009 17:35
NoMoneyLeftBoy
The original was great fun - no reason for this one not to be.
AlienGuy18's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2009 20:23
AlienGuy18
OBJECTION! Sure, this is great, but the fact that Phoenix Wright is coming to iPhone is the greatest news of all!
Rocketmaus's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/05/2009 04:04
Rocketmaus
Wow... and I don't need drugs for this trip!
NoMoneyLeftBoy's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2009 18:52
NoMoneyLeftBoy
@AlienGuy18 You're shitting me!
the7k's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/14/2009 19:38
the7k
I wonder how long it's going to take for [adult swim] to start releasing games to PSN/XBL/WiiWare.

Ya know, games like this, 5 Minutes To Kill Yourself, and Pizza City. Not games like Aqua Teen Hunger Force Zombie Ninja Pro-Am.
vapenlaydeo22's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/14/2011 17:29
vapenlaydeo22
would carry you up-stairs, and lay you on that couch himself. He would order asendin online
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