If you are interested in playing Heavy Rain but don't have a PS3 with which to access David Cage's masturbation session masterpiece, then allow me to introduce you to Press X To Jason, a brand new game by K. Thor Jensen. It takes the Heavy Rain experience and boils it down to its essential elements, giving everything that Quantic Dream's game has to say without you ever leaving the PC.
Check it out right here. It's free, it's fun, and it even has Achievements that are well worth checking out. Now you can save your $60 for a game with a decent plot, like Final Fantasy Thir ... uh ... oh. Oh. Never mind. Just go play the damn game.
Press X To Jason [Heavy.com]
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10:00 AM on 03.12.2010
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GOTY
Now that's out of the picture, Quantic Dream will finally actually start working on Omikron 2. My wish of playing a game about a gamer playing a game getting sucked into another game/universe, will soon become a reality.
Bee Tee Dub...why does HR matter?? It's not like it's a game or anything.
I don;t think I'll be able to save Jason ever. No matter how much I Jason
"save your $60 for a game with a decent plot, like Final Fantasy Thir ."
Yeah, you're making it so easy for people to take you seriously...
you have to be a father to understand this!
SCOTT SHELBY IS THE ORAGAMI KILLER!
SCOTT SHELBY
SCOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!
Have you played a game you actually liked recently? Or is Sonic 4 the only thing that'll cheer you up?
Garry?
Garry!
G-G-Gaaaarryyy!
For some reason, when I think about Heavy Rain, I see David Cage crying. Although the game was good. In videogame industry Heavy Rain is like Samit on podtoid.
"Ekans Ekans Ekans Ekans Ekans Ekans Ekans Ekans Ekans Ekans Ekans Ekans Ekans Ekans Ekans Ekans Ekans Ekans Ekans Ekans Ekans Ekans Ekans" - Sterling's Twitter
I'd say he's pretty fucking happy.
SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWN!
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AARON!
JIIIIIIIIMMM!!!
JIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM!!!
SNAKE !?!?
SSSSSNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKE !!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8c7LDx45zss
Goddamit this game is ossum :3
I was crying from laughing so hard the whole time.
lolz heavy.com
I didn't press X to Jason, and it didn't give me my achievement. :(